Biden, 74, snapped at Ackman, 51,
at testy SALT Conference dinner

"Who is this a—hole … Look, I don't know who you are, wiseass, but never disrespect the memory of my dead son!"
Paper: "A source told The Post the dinner had already gotten off to a tense start as another attendee pressed Biden on policy issues at what was supposed to be a lighthearted affair"

Crude bottom in?

"It's at the low end of the range"

Man runs over wife with golf cart

Paper: "The township firefighters were leaving the area and a Jackson County Sheriff's deputy trained in traffic investigation was assisting McNeil while unknowing golfers continued to swing clubs"

No to Krenwinkel, 69

California's longest-serving female inmate can try again in 5 years

Division III college forced to vacate victories

"We were looking at our applicants with what's called a holistic admissions process. We looked at your extracurriculars. It might be your participation in band, it might be you're a member of the French Club, or it might be athletics. To look at those things in the admission process is well within the NCAA rules. What happened was the extracurriculars got carried over into financial aid, and that is against the NCAA rules"

Arena naming rights go for $175,000 a year

"The signs will be put up as soon soon as they are made, she said"

Gal, 32, got Henry-like, 34, money in superhero debut

Paper: "The Elle story said Gadot was paid $300,000 for Wonder Woman vs. $14 million Cavill received for Man of Steel. The source called the latter figure 'ridiculous.' … A salary of low- to mid-6 figures is standard fare for Hollywood tentpoles, especially for actors with short track records"

Daniel Day-Lewis, 60, announces retirement from acting

"He is immensely grateful to all of his collaborators and audiences over the many years. This is a private decision and neither he nor his representatives will make any further comment on this subject"

Lynyrd Skynyrd members head to trial over plane crash movie

Paper: "The dispute emanates from a 'blood oath' taken upon the plane crash that befell the 1970s band which popularized Southern rock. As described in newly unsealed court papers, survivors agreed 'never to use the name Lynyrd Skynyrd again in an effort not to capitalize on the tragedy that had befallen the group'"

Died: Larry Grantham, 68, Jets Super Bowl linebacker

"I had 13 wonderful years in New York, even with the Titans. Sometimes we didn't get paid, but we had great times, and Sammy Baugh was one of the greatest coaches I ever played for. They're all outstanding memories for me. I still get excited when I get fan mail. People have been awful good to me in New York"

Oliver Stone, 70: Trump, 71, ‘boxed in’ by Russia probe

"I would like to see detente of some kind or understanding"

Died: John G. Avildsen, 81, directed ‘Rocky,’ ‘Save the Tiger’

Stallone: "I owe just about everything to John Avildsen. His directing, his passion, his toughness and his heart — a great heart — is what made 'Rocky' the film it became. He changed my life and I will be forever indebted to him. Nobody could have done it better than my friend John Avildsen. I will miss him"
Cause of death: Succumbs to pancreatic cancer; if only the smartest people in the country cared as much about this as self-driving cars

‘Glowing’ reviews for Steelers’ No. 1 draft choice T.J. Watt

"I can count how many mistakes he's had on one hand. And that's rare"

Elizabeth Banks, 43, apologizes to Steven Spielberg, 70

"I framed my comments inaccurately. I want to be clear from the start that I take full responsibility for what I said and I'm sorry"

White House? Apparently not

"Somebody asked me about it a couple months ago, a hypothetical, if a championship were to happen, what would I do? I think I answered I wouldn't go. Still feel like that today"

Died: Bruce MacCallum, 70, worked camera in ‘Witness,’ ‘Lambs’

Favorite shot from "Adjustment Bureau": "It was just like this amazing shot that we rehearsed for a couple of days before we get it, and then when you see it in the film, it's like, 'How did they do that?' In the film, it looked easy. That would be my favorite shot ever"

Neil Young, 71, school benefit concert evidently over

"We know we can't do this forever. We are mere mortals. We really need to look at ways the school can continue to go on after the concerts"

John Mackey, 63, calls Jana ‘greedy bastards’

"We need to evolve. We need to get better, and we're doing that. But these guys just want to sell us, because they think they can make 40 or 50% in a short period of time"

Gasparino battles Twitter hecklers over cause of D.C. monstrosity

Tweeter: "CG buys drinks for Wall Street in exchange for info & for that believes he is qualified to weigh in on every subject that comes up. WTF."
Charlie: "its called being SMART"
Tweeter: "How about that reverend that went on @TuckerCarlson's show and said Trump's budget is genocide? That might be part of it ya think ? LOL!"
Charlie: "that caused a nut job to open fire? or is it the time that trump questioned obama's citizenship? let me know what your 3 brains cells say"

Uber director David Bonderman, 74, quits after women comment

Arianna: "There's a lot of data that shows when there's one woman on the board, it's much more likely that there will be a second woman on the board"
Bonderman: "Actually, what it shows is that it's much more likely to be more talking"

Suit: Facebook ‘What’s happening’ page favors advertisers

Claims: "Ketchum and Nexxus, at times, delete organic unpaid member referrals for businesses in competition with Nexxus' advertising customers and while at the same time relaxing rules concerning 'overposting,' a name used for the practice of placing numerous referrals for one business in response to each inquiry"

Woman sues casino over bat bite

"I started jumping up and flailing my arms and the guy that was with me he said, 'What's wrong? What was that?' He saw it fly off and I said, 'It's a bat. Run!'"
Reax: "They gave me a Band-Aid. They handed me a Band-Aid!"

Thug, 23, shot in the butt

"Not able to provide any suspect information or details"

Investment banker, 36, dies in NYC Citi Bike accident

Neighbor: "It's so weird, what happened with him falling. Life is so strange"
Once ranked Israel's No. 1 tennis player, played at Brown U.

Mayor’s unpaid student loan sank aunt, uncle’s credit

$5,544 intended to help cover expenses for freshman year … left the school after two semesters without obtaining a degree … loan continued to accrue interest, grew to $9,778.73 …
Angry: "We thought it would be a good thing for her. We had no thought of this ever happening. We were under the assumption everything was good"
Response: "I apologize for that, and I'll take care of that in a personal way … Really, truly, I would love to talk to you about this later … I'm pretty sure I can come up with the funds. It's not that"

12 dead this season in torrential Sierra snow melt

"You step out in front of it, it's going to take you. You're not going to stop that, and that's what people need to get their heads around"

‘Unmitigated disaster’

"It's hard to imagine that you can see synergies between health care and power generation aircraft engines. … We're expecting fairly dramatic changes"
Gasparino: "the tell that immelt's days were numbered; when i broke the story in march $GE shares had its best day all year!"

Seema opens week in orange

Watched Nadal win French; says she wants "maybe Murray" to win Wimbledon

Died: Fred Koenekamp, 94, won Oscar for ‘The Towering Inferno’

"I was on 'The Great Bank Robbery' when I got my really big break. My agent called and said Fox wanted me to interview with a director. It turned out to be Frank Schaffner, and the picture was 'Patton'"

Trump’s comptroller choice never graduated from Dartmouth

"Dartmouth does not have a school of credit and financial management"

Wonder Gal: Gadot, 32, is world’s most famous Israeli

"Bears the burden of being Israeli with grace and you can see fame hasn't changed her"

Died: John Heyman, 84, helped finance ‘Chinatown,’ ‘Reds’

Son produced Harry Potter films, got Oscar nomination for "Gravity"

Samantha Geimer, 54, asks judge to end Polanski, 83, saga

"I imagine that if Roman wins another Oscar or Roman eventually passes away, as we all must, I will not be able to go out my front door and my granddaughter will get an introduction to how horrible this can be"
CNBCfix comment: He needs to show up and quit trying to beat the system; perhaps this request will prompt him to do so

Nation’s No. 1 public university: Michigan

Brown kinda lagging among Ivy Leaguers

Professor, 59, leaving Wichita State over concealed carry

"I do not feel safe with guns in the classroom"
Student calls decision "really unfortunate": "I imagine she probably hasn't had many conversations with anyone who is planning on carrying or knows much of the argument about why we're in support of it"

Deputy, husband charged with murder in Denny’s choking

Paper: "The dispute began after Thompson pulled up at the restaurant with his children and saw Hernandez urinating in public, according to the sheriff"
Defense: "It's disappointing that citizens can simply march on the courthouse and demand somebody be indicted for murder"

Sam Houston High School grad rate: From 46% to 82%

TV: "Recent community efforts are really paying off"

Builders warn: Michigan facing big housing shortage

"About 25% of the cost of a typical home is now attributed to government regulations"

U2 in Pgh: ‘Bit of a flat ending to a very high-energy show’

"The Little Things That Give You Away" rather than "I Will Follow"

Bossier City mayor’s remark raises eyebrows

"My feelings is, she's a lady but she's more knowledge, she's most knowledgeable person we can get"
Official: "He meant that Miss Fernandez, the lady she is, she is entitled to equal compensation just as a gentleman would be"

Arnold Palmer bequeaths $10 million to 2nd wife

8 employees get $25,000 each; will signed October 2014

John Harwood: Trump scandal looking like Watergate

"Political reaction turns on how disclosures appear to the public and their representatives"

Gas station clerk shot by thug despite cooperating

"For no apparent reason"

Woodstock selected for National Historic Register

Cuomo: "This prestigious recognition will help preserve a priceless New York landmark for current and future generations of New Yorkers"

Woman, 58, falls from golf cart, lands on wine glass, dies

Son: "Having been on the property many times, I completely understand how this happened. It was not an irresponsible act but just the worst kind of tragedy"

Thug, 37, shot in gas-station argument

Took himself to hospital

Harvard rescinds admission to 10 over Facebook obscenity

Paper: "Students sent each other memes and other images mocking sexual assault, the Holocaust, and the deaths of children, according to screenshots of the chat obtained by The Crimson"

Died: Roger Smith, 84, husband of Ann-Margret

Proposed in Central Park carriage ride; married in Riviera room in Vegas

5 Colorado Radio Shack stores actually still open

Apparently 70 yet to close doors nationwide

Macy’s selling 2 more floors of downtown Seattle building

Starwood Capital already bought half of building, now up to 75%

Omaha couple scammed out of $20,000

Paper: "The caller said the bank had received $400,000 owed to the couple, but they needed to wire $20,125 to claim it. After the wire transaction was sent, the couple received a second call asking for more money"

Peyton Manning, 41, golfs with Donald Trump, 70

Receiving Lincoln Medal at Ford's Theatre

Critic wonders why area needs more movie screens

"The area is swamped in movie screens — 66 of them within 6 miles of Woodbury. ... Nevertheless, industry watchers say the new Woodbury Lakes theater can succeed — and will help drive competing theaters out of business. That’s because the new theater probably will be on the cutting edge of trends including in-seat food service, recliner seating and a no-unaccompanied-children policy"

26% of state of Washington students earn bachelor’s in 6 years

Paper: "Well below the national rate for even rural schools, which is 32%"

Man, 27, falls out of party bus, is run over, killed

"It sounds like it was a freak accident"

Woman, 22, shot in chest waiting in pizza line

Police looking for shooter

HOFer in the house: Franco, 67, visits NYSE

Says he's 6-3: "I'm a big believer in business, and I support it all the way"
Sigh: Kelly (in stunning dress) puts Charles Smith on the spot about the Knicks
Bill: "Just lookin' at her, he guessed her height"

Died: Jack O’Neill, 94, inventor of surfer’s wetsuit

"Guys were just ridiculing him, like 'Be a man' and all that. Well, he paddled out there and surfed for two hours before he came back in. Everybody else was frozen. Couple of days later, all these guys are asking me, 'Can you get a couple more of those?' and it just took off from there"
Lost sight in left eye from early surgical wrist leash: "Somebody thought that was a great idea. You'd lose your board, and all of a sudden, with that elastic quality, it comes shooting back at you like a torpedo. That's what happened to Jack"
Perspective: "I'm not much into business, I'm into the ocean. I've always believed in its healing powers. It has proved therapeutic for people with physical and mental disabilities, for veterans returning from war, for everyone. I think in the next 30 years, we'll see the potential of that power become fully realized"

Realtor, 51, allegedly rented out client’s home, got $850/month

Paper: "Would not provide a Times reporter with his attorney's name"

Man, 98, donates Walgreen shares bought nearly 70 years ago

"I'm a very simple man. I never let anybody know I had that kind of money"

Trump’s Paris decision spurs Blankfein’s, 62, first tweet

"Setback for the environment and for the U.S.'s leadership position in the world"
Uncertainty: Took time to get Twitter "verified account" logo

Mayor accused of helping people vote

"It's shocking to us if that's something he's done"
"Nobody is investigating me on anything"

‘Disgruntled customer’ threatens casino after slots loss: cops

Griped about payout policies; shook his head as he listened to charge

‘Unsatisfied customer’ fires shot at casino: police

Asked to leave the day before; barred from entering

Dodger stadium guards sentenced for merchandise ripoff

3 years formal probation, 120 hours of Caltrans work, $2,500 restitution

Doughnuts delivered by drone to Denver’s mayor

FAA investigating: "We're doing it completely legal, we have very, very short deliveries from the drone where we have a safe takeoff location and the landing area is a Drone Dispatch team member who's receiving the box of doughnuts"

Hillary, 69, hints at gender bias re: Goldman Sachs speeches

Hillary: "Why do you have Goldman Sachs here?"
Kara: "Because they pay us"
Hillary: "They paid me"
"You know, men got paid for the speeches they made. I got paid for the speeches I made. And it was used, and I thought it was unfairly used"

Laurene Powell Jobs, 53, met Trump, 70

"He was engaged in our meeting. I didn't know what to expect. This was after the executive orders around the Muslim ban.... (He said) I don't want to deport the Dreamers"

Seattle software engineers make base pay of $109,508, up 3.4%

Recruiter pay jumps 7.2%, to $60,711 median

Investors vote 62% for XOM climate-change details

Woods: "We take the vote seriously. We are going to respond to that feedback"

Costco membership card rising $5 to $60

Approximately 35 million members in North America

‘Wonder Woman’ director, 45, sought Lynda Carter’s, 65, OK

"She has been like a sister to us on this journey. I wanted her to know: Lynda, we're not the next generation doing their version of Wonder Woman. We were born of your Wonder Woman and it is a line, it's a chain. We are a continuation of a vision and a dream of a great character"
Lynda: "It's now going onto a new generation of people. and I'm thrilled"

Cops: San Jose student, 22, made up kidnapping

"Told investigators she was kidnapped from her San Jose apartment and forced at knifepoint to drive hundreds of miles north to Oregon"

S&P hits 7.5% milestone "The trend has proved true in all 23 years Detrick has studied the trend, suggesting that the S&P will likely end the year above 2,250, where it started 2017"

Died: Frank Deford, 78, giant of sports journalism

Norman Chad: "He's the greatest feature sports writer in history, and he just looks immaculate. He had barbecue ribs. I've had barbecue ribs 500 times in my life. He did not get a drip of sauce anywhere on his face, suit, tie. The guy is carved out of stone. I don't even know how he ate the ribs. He was like a god"
Tragedy: Daughter died of cystic fibrosis in 1980; Deford was a lifelong advocate in the fight against the disease, serving as chairman of the Cystic Fibrosis Foundation from 1982 until 1999
The National: "It is difficult for people to understand now, but this was before the internet, so the world was entirely different then it would be in just a few years. USA Today was selling more than a million copies a day all around the country. Sports dailies existed in most countries around the world and were extremely popular. So there was a rationale for saying we might be able to make this thing work. And we had real money behind it. So often, when people get these crazy ideas in journalism, or in publishing, there really isn’t any money to sustain it. But we had big money. So I thought, let’s do it"

Seema Mody electrifying in white ensemble, necklace

Memorial Day gas prices never so exciting

Skydiver, 42, dies in 13,000-foot wingsuit jump

"I watched him dangle under his canopy unresponsive, not trying to fight it and just tumbled down and down"
Center spokesman: "He waited too long to get rid of the bad parachute"

Tennis great Margaret Court, 74, spurns Qantas on gay marriage

"Your statement leaves me no option but to use other airlines [where] possible for my extensive traveling"
Navratilova: Change arena name; Aussie on "wrong side of history"

Ken Langone, 81: People buy cocaine with food stamps

"Hell, people use food stamps to buy marijuana — that's illegal — or cocaine, or whatever the hell else people use to get high. How do we make sure that we don't take a system that is well-intentioned that becomes badly abused?"

ICE agents ate breakfast, then rounded up kitchen staff

One had waffles and bacon, the other eggs and toast
"The officers overextended and my guys overreacted"

Bright futures: Terry Duffy, 58, expecting to make full recovery

Underwent a "procedure" last week after lung collapsed

Record close for S&P 500

"There are 2 pillars in the market right now. First, earnings were good. You can knock it any way you want but the earning season was good. The second is this ying-yang data. As long as we continue to get mixed data, we will likely stay in this trading range"

Tom Cruise, 54: ‘Top Gun’ sequel ‘definitely happening’

Expects to start shooting soon

Died: Lisa Spoonauer, 44, actress in ‘Clerks’

Smith: "Lisa was easily the most natural and authentic voice in the room"

14 people stranded 6 hours in Atlantic City casino elevator

Firefighters used rope and harness to pull each up 100 feet to safety

Sharks close SoCal beach

Fisherman hooked a 12-footer, released it: "I haven't confirmed if they were fishing for sharks, but they did get it close to the pier. That leads me to believe they were fishing for sharks. They couldn't do that with normal fishing gear"

Mayor taking heat for gun jokes on Navy boat

"The first place I point that gun is at the media. I've never seen grown men cry like little girls, for when that gun goes off those media folks just hit the deck like no one's business. It's great payback. I love it"

Bitcoin jumps $200 in a day

All-time high of $2,289.21

Dozens bolt on Pence, 57

Paper: "Some boos came from the audience as the students began to leave"
Back turned: "I supported the walkout but felt like walking out would be like forcing me out of my graduation"

Seema stuns in 2-tone

Heads into weekend on high note

$4.9 million settles Lee Cooperman’s, 74, SEC case

Feds back off: "In October, people familiar with the regulator's position said it was demanding Cooperman accept a temporary bar from the industry"
Hover factor: "Requires Cooperman to let an independent compliance consultant monitor his business with access to trading records and electronic communications until 2022"
AUM: $3.5 billion now; used to be $5.4 billion
No comment: "A bit unusual for man known for not mincing words"

Fearless bouncer, 47, stops Times Square monster

"I did not knock him out. It was just exaggerated … I've gone through a couple of things — but nothing like this. I am not a hero. I was doing what I hope anyone would do"

Fans say Levi’s Stadium ruined dazzling U2 concert

Blinding stage lights, painfully slow concessions and security lines, ill-publicized ban on large purses, snarled parking lot ...
Played past 10 p.m. curfew: "We have a hotline and an email address for people to call in and express anything [negative] and there was not one complaint, not one call, not one email"

Maniac, 43, tries to ignite Denny’s customers

No injuries

Illinois mayor tells residents: Stop buying things online

"I do it, too, but only after I absolutely know beyond a shadow of a doubt that I can't find it in the village. I need all of you to remind your friends and families that there is a direct correlation between internet shopping and the quality of services and property taxes"

Sara on fire

Scorching in off-white on "Worldwide Exchange"

Ind. mayor demands apology from NBC’s ‘Chicago P.D.’

"It was just a very bizarre episode, I thought. Obviously the story line isn't true. We have never had a case like that here"
Show publicist: Did not return a phone call requesting a comment

Best Ira Sohn presentation: Leslie Picker in blue

Stuns at premier investment conference

Died: Oleg Vidov, 73, ‘Soviet Robert Redford’

Defected to Hollywood in 1985

Yale Dean apologizes for scathing Yelp reviews

"This establishment is definitely not authentic by any stretch of of the imagination and perfect for low class folks who believe this is a real night out. Over salted and greasy food. Side note: employees are Chinese, not Japanese"

Iger, 66: Hackers claim DIS movie held for bitcoin ransom

Told ABC employees in New York City town hall

Cycling advocates glue toilet plungers to streets

$1 million per lane per mile: "There's nothing budgeted for that"

Cute morning TV news anchor gets new gig

"I went in with the hope of renewing my contract, but the new news director blindsided me and said they are going in a new direction"

Died: Powers Boothe, 68, won Emmy for Jim Jones portrayal

Crossed picket line to accept trophy: "This may be either the bravest moment of my career or the dumbest"

Doug DeCinces, 66, ex-baseball great, guilty of insider trading

Made $1.3 million; faces up to 220 years
Lawyer: "We have several grounds obviously" for new-trial motion

Seema wows in white on ‘Worldwide Exchange’

Wants to know Dr. David Dao's financial settlement with United Airlines

Man, 30, shot driving car after bar fight

Paper: "He'd had an argument with someone at a bar and, after noticing someone was following his car, was shot twice in his legs and suffered a graze wound to one arm, the police said"

Female prison worker fired for tryst with inmate, 40, in cooler

"To put yourself in that situation, you compromise yourself. You open yourself up to blackmail, your family life could be in jeopardy. Once you've done this, the prisoner holds power over you"

Woman, 18, fatally rammed into tree by woman, 24

Paper: "About 11:10 p.m., the older woman got into her vehicle following an argument and chased the younger woman down a sideway before repeatedly smashing her into a tree with the vehicle"

Kelly goes on shopping spree, makes ‘interesting’ purchases

"This is why I don't run companies. But if I ran Nordstrom, Mike, and I saw these results, I'd go, 'We're turning everything into a Nordstrom Rack tomorrow' … I went shopping for some clothes this weekend because I walk around looking like a high schooler most of the time, and I went to Athleta, and I went to Uniqlo, and I went to J. Crew. And, I, I made some- you know, it was interesting, I made some purchases …"
Santoli on Sears: "I've noticed this for years, there's a kind of a, a strand of brand-declinest porn that goes around out there. When I was at Yahoo for a while, anything that was like 'This old store chain is near death' used to click really well"

Female mayor, 57, impeached in less than 3-minute meeting

Asks supporters to "not take this as a backward step even though it feels like it is"

Woman postal worker, 26, admits stealing cash, gift cards

Paper: "A test piece of mail containing a greeting card and a $10 Wal-Mart gift card was sent July 19 from the Temple Post Office, according to the court document. On July 20, Wentzel used that card and 2 other Wal-Mart gift cards at the Wal-Mart Supercenter in Farmington"

Woman, 33, intimidated for spotting Confederate rug at store

Employee: "Hillary supporter? Bernie supporter? Which one did you vote for that lost. Is that why you're in a bad mood?"
Manager: "I've talked to those employees. They've handled it very poorly"

Electric motor drive at fault in ski-lift death

Recommendations include adding "black box" device for all aerial lifts

Lawsuit: Inmates served bait ‘not for human consumption’

Reported regularly feeling nausea, pain and intestinal distress

Oakland schools, facing $10 mil. shortfall, pick new superintendent

"She is the candidate who will begin the healing in Oakland"
District still paying off a $100 million state loan from 2003

Edmonton considers restoring ‘City of Champions’ nickname

Councilman: "It is about every single person in the City of Edmonton, not hockey players, not football players, certainly not politicians. It applies to everyone doing the good work to move our city forward"
Mayor: "I've always felt that cities grow beyond slogans and tag lines. Very few cities have their 'just do it' slogan equivalent and even Nike has outgrown that. It's just a swoosh now"

Writer on Richard Gere, 67, film: ‘Normanism is alive and well’

"Even and especially within the rarified inner precincts of the White House"
Reaction: "Within the first few seconds … I cringed … That was the first time that I cringed during 'Norman.' It was not to be the last … It reminds me of a conversation that I had with an Italian-American friend. It was during the heyday of the HBO series 'The Sopranos,' which, arguably, was not the most flattering portrait of his landsmen. He told me: yes, he was offended by this weekly assault on his ethnic heritage. … But ultimately, he said, the exposure of a group's uncomfortable side is part of the price for living in a pluralistic culture"

Flier: United canceled ticket when I started recording

Paper: "United has since apologized, but Oza is attempting to get the company to reimburse him for a one-way flight he had to book on a different airline to get home"

Comey, 56, learned of termination on TV

"Stepped into a side office, where he confirmed that he had been fired"

Cops: Shoplifter shot in the butt

Reportedly armed with a knife and a chemical spray

Man brushing teeth falls into canal, dies

"No foul play that we can tell"

Mayor booed for vote to disband police department

"It was a great offer to the police department and I'm very disappointed that they rejected it. It was a good proposal and I do not think there is any more we can offer them"

Joe Montana, 60, sues over leaning SF tower

Paper: "Montana and his wife Jennifer got a reduced price to lease a condo at the exclusive property in 2010, then to buy the unit 3 years later, according to the lawsuit. In exchange, the couple agreed to make promotional pitches for the tower and allow the developer to use their names for marketing the complex"

Warren Buffett, 86, says United bungled handling of dragged flier

"I kind of wonder whether Oscar had actually seen that (video) when he made the response. If so, it was a bigger mistake by far"
Passengers price-conscious: "They may become like cattle cars, but ... a significant percentage would rather be treated that way and fly for X than have far more legroom, two abreast, all kinds of things, and travel for X plus 25%"

Tiffany Trump, 23, going to Georgetown Law School

First-year student says private Facebook group wondering "How will this impact our peers who may be personally threatened by her father's policies?"

College VP mistakenly sends bleak email to students

"It may be that I will spend the better part of the coming school year closing down the College. All we can do is try our hardest and hope for the best!"

Boom: Too much work ordered up in South Bend

Paper: "The city is having trouble bidding out public works projects because contractors are so busy keeping up with the booming economy"

Charlie Munger bemoans ‘overtreatment of the dying’

"Just disgusting"

AAPL over $800 billion for first time

Brian White: "Dark clouds around this valuation … starting to part ways"

40th anniversary: Dead at Cornell, 1977

"It was just an exceptional show from the get-go. You could tell that the environment was right, the band was right, the crowd was right. All the combinations that are required for one of those magical shows were all there"

Woman with United ticket to Paris lands in San Francisco

"This is not about money. This is about United getting serious with their employees"

CarMax judged top workplace of Richmond area

"It's hard to make it to the top. It’s even harder to stay there"

Ron Insana: Time to seriously consider if Trump competent

"It is quite clear that this president is unfamiliar with constitutional law and, understandably, may not yet heard about the 25th Amendment … For the good of the country, our people, our allies, and to a much lesser extent, even our enemies, Congress should give that amendment a fresh look and, if agreed, make use of it. 103 days already seems too long"

Lookalike stunners: MCC & Danielle DiMartino Booth

Oops: In dovishness debate, Steve Liesman twice calls Danielle "Diane"
Tweet: "Agree w/ your growth comments … BTW: Green (as in dress, not $) looked great"
Danielle: "Much obliged. Green is for GO and yet the Fed said so little"

Hillary, 69: Would’ve won Oct. 27

"But I was on the way to winning until a combination of Jim Comey's letter on Oct. 28 and Russian WikiLeaks raised doubts in the minds of people who were inclined to vote for me but got scared off"
"I'm now back to being an activist citizen and part of the resistance"

USAT publisher says 18,000 employees exposed to breach

Offering current and former employees free credit monitoring service

Wow!!!! Sara in aqua on ‘Closing Bell’

Last stint before Kelly returns from honeymoon
Bonus: Seema in black at NYSE floor

Chants of ‘USA’ for Vietnam vets returning from Honor Flight

Left tags at Wall in D.C.: "It was pretty moving. A lot of closure"
Drafted: "They called, and we went. We weren't going to say no. We weren't going to run. And I'm glad we went. I'm glad we made a difference"

John Melloy takes over control of CNBC Digital posts

Ted Kemp off to Singapore as digital managing editor for CNBC EMEA and Asia Pacific

Northwestern lets journalism school accreditation expire

"They have withdrawn. They effectively are no longer accredited. I am absolutely clueless as to why"

Teen knucklehead dives into tank at Bass Pro Shops

"It has happened in our locations before ... not something we see every day"

Rattlesnake bite sends Calif. hiker to hospital

Sat on a rock at the top of the peak, put his hand down

Mel Kiper Jr.’s C+ for Raider draft called ‘preposterous’

Obi Melifonwu: Tape "doesn't quite live up" to his combine marks
Eddie Vanderdoes: "Puzzler" in the 3rd round

Man, 22, gunned down in Oakland Home Depot parking lot

No arrests

Chicago Bears draft pick booed at Chicago Bulls game

"The boos started when the Bears' fight song started to play over the loudspeakers at the United Center and a picture of Trubisky from Thursday night's draft was shown on the big screen"

Cramer calls Eagles’ 4th-rounder

Mack Hollins at 118

No mercy: Goodell, 58, booed relentlessly for 2nd day

Mike Florio: "Goodell can ignore the noise as much as he wants, but the owners surely don't like it. Efforts to laugh it off or playfully welcome more booing have legitimized it. The only way to end it is to keep the Commissioner out of sight and to have people who will be embraced by the locals call out the picks"

Revenues: CNBC, $735 million; Fox Business, $260 million

Wonder how much is attributable to My Pillow
Maria snipes at old employer: "To say it's all smoke and mirrors, it's all about Trump — what does that mean? Trump has put a fire under a lot of networks. People want to know what the president is saying. The question is, where are you listening to it?"

NFL draftee swears about exiting Oakland, says ‘Fine me’

Tribute to grandmother: "Let's go, man! Come on! This is who I do it for, man. I made a promise to her and I stuck to it. I made that promise, man. I told her, before she passed away, I was going to win my dream, I was going to go D-I, I was going to get out of Richmond (Calif.), I was going to get out of Oakland, and I was going to go to the NFL. I made that promise to her, man, and 30 seconds later she passed away. This is who I do it for! Get to the damn quarterback! We're going to get to the quarterback! ... I completed the promise. That means every-(expletive)-thing to me. Excuse my language. Fine me later, man. Fine me later. This means everything to me"

Sara devastating in black

Buckles knees on "Closing Bell"

Bay Area critic names Oakland’s Mount Rushmore

"I'm picking Clint Eastwood, Hanks, Rickey Henderson and M.C. Hammer. (Tupac lived in Marin.)"
Tom Hanks on Raiders: "You cannot take the Silver and Black, put them in an air-conditioned dome in the desert, make them play on artificial turf within a stone's throw of the fountains of Caesar’s Palace, and call them the Raiders. “Here’s the thing I don't quite understand. And I'm not trying to — this isn't one of the (many) causes I’m fighting for. I'm just thinking as a fan: It's a billion-dollar industry, they have billion-dollar TV contracts. All the owners are billionaires. And yet when they want to build a stadium they're going to use for 10 weeks out of the year, they expect the city taxpayers to buy the building. ... I must say I hate that frigging DH rule. I always have, ever since that bastard Charlie Finley installed it. We're not proud of that over on the other side of the East Bay"

Heckler, 61, ejected from WFC meeting ‘been doing this a long time’

"What I was requesting, what we were requesting, was to hear from the directors themselves ... why they should remain on the board. And what we saw was that the directors are not independent and they are just a mouthpiece for (CEO) Tim Sloan and the executives"

Man, 19, shot in the butt waving at thug

"A man driving a light green SUV pulled up next to them and flashed 'gang signs' with his hands, police said. The victim responded to the man, laughing and waving back at him"

Buffalo Bill called draft bust felt like ‘prisoner on death row’

"Not a lot of people can say that they were the No. 1 draft choice, good, bad or indifferent. I really feel like regardless of what anybody ever says about me, I've made my mark. I've walked on the moon, so to speak, and no one can ever take that away"

CME legend Leo Melamed, 85, praises Trump strike on Syria

"Instinctively knew the right thing to do. I applaud his decision"

Seema Mody scorching

New outfit for early-morning appearance

Emmanuel Macron, 39, has 64-year-old wife

Paper: "The two first met when Macron was 15 years old at the high school in Amiens where then-Brigitte Trogneux taught a French and a theater class"

Owner of Trump Tower condo unit calls president ‘dude’

"If all the dude does is make China free up their currency, he will go down in history as an important president"
Building renter: "My landlord knows that the value of the Trump brand has eroded"

$105,000 ‘low income’ in San Francisco County

$65,800 is "very low," while $39,500 is "extremely low"

Julianne Moore, 56, drives by old house in Nebraska

Early career: "I could not book a movie. I was like, a movie career is not going to happen for me. Movies in the '80s were, they were doing things in the '80s like, what's that one with Mel Gibson and Danny Glover? 'Lethal Weapon.' Those were the years, '80s movies were like that"
"Boogie Nights": "I met Paul (Thomas Anderson) at a party. A friend of mine said, 'This guy wants to meet you, this young director. He's got a script for you.' He was 26, and we had this conversation, and he's like, 'You're going to be in my movie, man'"

Best 15 Cabernets for under $50

"Deep, rich, and power-packed, cabernet has plenty of appeal. It’s the ultimate meat wine, the mainstay of auctions, and at the top of the heap when it comes to red wines that age and age and age"

Kelly’s getting married! Flowers on ‘Closing Bell’

Nuptials on Saturday
Bill: "I only found out myself last hour ... you guys are a match made in heaven"
Kelly: "This is so nice ... This is beautiful. I feel like everybody watching has sort of seen me grow up in many ways, so, thank you all for being part of the journey … I love working down here by the way. These guys, and gals, are fantastic ..."

Digital textbooks save Indiana U. students $3.5 million

Usually cost about 75% less than the retail price of printed versions

Died: Albert Freedman, 95, figure in 1950s quiz-show scandal

"I swear to you, no one will ever know. It will be just between you and me. Jack Barry won't know and Dan Enright won't, either. Stempel won't know — I've got a way to handle that. The sponsors won't know — anyway, they'll be so happy they won't give a damn. And the audience will never know, because I won't tell them, and you won't, either"

Teardown Oakland house sells for $260,000 over ask

1-bedroom, 2-bath bungalow went on market for $495,000, sells for $755,000
Interest: "At least 200 people came through. There was a little boy down the street who opened up a lemonade stand and was selling lemonade, popcorn and cookies to all the people coming to the open house"
Condition: "It's quite hysterical. Everything is dilapidated ... The only thing that's livable is the bathroom"

Fabio, 58, burglarized of $200K in safe, blames early release

Report: "Fabio believed that one cause of the burglary spree was California's early release programs that allow convicted felons to be released before they have served their full sentences"
LAPD: "It's usually a lone individual trying to service their addiction. This is different. This is organized crime"

Patriots bring 5 Lombardis, but no Brady, to White House

34 players show up; star quarterback had "family matters"
Defensive tackle: "I have 3 daughters. I wouldn’t spend time away from my family to shake the hand of a guy I wouldn’t want to meet with or talk to"

Canceled Ann Coulter, 55, vows to speak at Berkeley

Tweets: "No school accepting public funds can ban free speech. ... Instructing Berkeley student group to spare no expense in renting my speaking venue — part of my legal damages: ... I acceded to Berkeley's every silly demand (never made of lib speakers). Called their bluff & they canceled anyway"

Trump, 70, orders investigation into foreign steel

National security rationale: "Long-term impact on the supply chain"

Terry Bradshaw, 68, not seen at funeral for Dan Rooney

Blount, Bettis, Franco, Greene, Tomlin, Kraft, Jerry Jones, Obama, John Kerry on hand

adidas regrets email: ‘Congrats, you survived the Boston Marathon!’

"Incredibly sorry" for the "insensitive" subject line

Fresno St. professor on paid leave after tweeting Trump ‘must hang’

University declines to say if he'll be back in the fall

Barack Obama, 55, attending funeral of Dan Rooney

"Great friend" and a "championship-caliber good man"

Cops: Lifeguard, 19, put iPhone in women’s locker room

"He explained that his girlfriend has been gone for 'so long,' and he 'has needs'"
Paper: "A police forensic examiner has been unable to access the lifeguard's iPhone because it is locked with a personal-identification number, prosecutors say"

Died: Bernard ‘Bud’ Wiser, 87, producer of ‘One Day at a Time’

Wrote 2 episodes for "All in the Family," including "Gloria's Boyfriend"

Elite actress, 36, admits watching her own performances

"Because it's how you get better. You look at the acting"
Advice: "You don't get better by waiting for the phone to ring"
At home: "We have a great grill and we like to cook, watch PBS news, read the New York Times over coffee. And just take walks. … And he also discovered when we got married that you can make your own pasta sauce, not out of a jar. So now he refused to eat pasta sauce out of a jar. So he's always experimenting with his own sauce"

Died: Al Golin, 87, ad man made McDonald’s a household word

Kroc: "We never would have made it without your help. We were immature amateurs with virtually no friends"
Legacy: Claimed to coin term "trust strategists"

Grateful Dead 4-hour documentary is called ‘Long Strange Trip’

"The huge crowd of people following them around, that's what destroyed them and made it impossible for Garcia to have a life. You know, he couldn't go to the store. To me, that was a tragedy. It looked very lonely"

Weatherfox Cheryl Scott posts new dress video on Instagram

Viewer comments: "You are so cute I can't stand it!"

Died: Dan Rooney, 84, made the Pittsburgh Steelers

Duquesne graduate majored in accounting
Began running club in late '60s, hired Chuck Noll, Bill Nunn, Bill Cowher
Spearheaded adoption of Rooney Rule for hiring of minority coaches
Accomplishments: "Keeping the team in Pittsburgh and being as viable as we've been"
Cowher: "He was like a father, a friend, a mentor, a boss who inspired others around him. He was a people person and he never forgot where he came from ... That's him, that's Pittsburgh"

Died: Michael Ballhaus, 81, ‘Goodfellas’ cinematographer

Scorsese: "By the time we met, he had already made film history with Rainer Werner Fassbinder, and I revered him. He was a lovely human being, and he always had a warm smile for even the toughest situations — anyone who knew him will remember his smile. We started working together in the '80s, during a low ebb in my career. And it was Michael who really gave me back my sense of excitement in making movies"

Prosecutor: ‘Manchester’ plot inspired couple to kill son, 16

"Killed within 2 hours of the couple watching the film on Feb. 28"

Man lets friend push button on slot machine, loses $100K jackpot

His $50 in the machine, asked woman to push "for good luck"
"Navarro wound up leaving the casino with a check for $50,000 and another $50,000 in cash"

Garbage truck driver, 59, takes evasive action as brakes fail

Flipped on its side, landed onto most of another vehicle

Lawsuit: Head bashed by skateboard at heavy-metal show

Suing Live Nation
Attorney: Says personal injury lawyers "take a little flak"

Radiohead majesty in Portland

"Over 2 hours of unfettered, overwhelming transcendence"
"You probably shouldn't quit your job and follow Radiohead on tour for the rest of the year. But what would be better?"

CNBC’s gorjus Carolin Roth stuns in stripes

Devastating morning on "Street Signs"

Hackers steal patient data from mental-health practice

"The independent practice learned of the breach in March from, a website that tracks and reports on such hacking … The site detailed alarming specifics about the breach, based on a March 18 ad reportedly posted by an individual seeking to sell the patient data for at least $10,000. The seller claimed to possess not only patient names, addresses and Social Security numbers, but also highly sensitive medical histories, including substance abuse and psychiatric evaluations, as well as clinician notes from therapy sessions, 'sometimes spanning hundreds of sessions over years'"

Man stabbed in movie theater in seat-kicking argument

"After a brief argument, the female suspect produced a knife and cut the male victim in the arm"

Ultra-cute Masters chatter on European ‘Street Signs’

Louisa: "Apparently Seve is only 1 of 3 golfers known just by their first name, Arnie, Tiger."
Carolin: "Wow. Congratulations. I wish I knew more about golf. I simply don't. I don't know how significant this is; I'm guessing it must be"
Louisa: "My golfing friends tell me it's very significant"

Oscars no longer recognizing O.J.-style documentaries

"Multipart or limited series are not eligible for awards consideration"
"While the film received numerous awards, there were those in the doc community who questioned whether it should have been treated as a film, rather than a TV series, for awards purposes"

Chuck Schumer, 66, endorses Trump’s air strikes on Syria

"Making sure Assad knows that when he commits such despicable atrocities he will pay a price is the right thing to do"
Markets: Oil jumps 2% on word of strikes

Shia LaBeouf’s, 30, ‘Man Down’ sells 3 tickets in Great Britain

Cinema manager hadn't "experienced anything like it before"

Deadheads returning to Ventura after 30 years

"Just half an hour late at 4:30 p.m. on July 18, 1982, and for a mere 13 George Washingtons, the Dead kicked off their first Ventura show with 'New Minglewood Blues.' There was something like 10,000 people on acid and 4 cops, but by the last show on June 14, 1987, the demographics had changed dramatically to 4 people on acid and 10,000 cops, with too many of Ventura's finest acting the part of the unwelcome wagon, writing people up for jaywalking"

Gorjus Ylan Mui in Florida

Hair back in Palm Beach

CNBC unable to correctly spell ‘Spelling Bee’

Kelly Evans once tried to put an "a" in "herringbone"

CNBC’s Brian Steel wins TV bracket challenge

1 of 4 to pick North Carolina, bests Joe Kernen; Sara Eisen finishes 13th

AMZN wins Thursday Night Football streaming rights

$50 million for 1 year, said to be 5 times Twitter's 2016 price

Show up, or shut up

Lawyer: "A total whitewash and abdication of judicial responsibility"

ICE nabs Canadian prostitute linked to Google exec’s death

Lethal dose of heroin while aboard yacht

GOOGL paid self-driving car boss $120 mil., then he left for Uber

"Anthony is a rogue force of nature. Each phase of his Google career he had a separate company doing exactly the same work"

Thug, 26, shoots himself in leg

Paper: "The victim had initially told police that a black SUV pulled up in the alley with 4 male occupants, and one of them opened fire, police said"

Spain ‘surprised’ over British ‘tone’ on Gibraltar

"The sovereignty of Gibraltar is unchanged and is not going to change, and cannot conceivably change without the express support and consent of the people of Gibraltar and the United Kingdom, and that is not going to change"
EU draft: "After the United Kingdom leaves the Union, no agreement between the EU and the United Kingdom may apply to the territory of Gibraltar without the agreement between the Kingdom of Spain and the United Kingdom"
Deja vu? "Another woman prime minister sent a task force halfway across the world to protect another small group of British people against another Spanish-speaking country"

BBBY dumps Trump

"No longer carrying Trump merchandise"

S&P closes Q1 up 5.7%

Oil's biggest weekly gain of the year

Newspaper runs bogus ad for cheap espresso maker

"Sadly, defrauders have become very creative over the years and occasionally one of them slips through the net"
ID: Website was registered to "william sonoma"
Legit seller: "If you're in e-commerce today, fraud is an everyday thing"

Stripper, 21, charged with murdering club manager, 52

Tied up, shot, fell from 5th-floor apartment balcony

U.S. college endowments fell 1.9% in fiscal 2016

Yale made 3.4%; Middle Tennessee State University posted 5.5% loss

Gorjus Ylan Mui in red

Nifty report on NAFTA

‘Profoundly’ sorry

"In retrospect, we misjudged the prior management team and this contributed to our loss"

Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson, 44, won’t be seen with Vin Diesel, 49

Atlanta name-calling: "Chicken sh--" and "candy asses"

High school entrepreneur lands millions of Instagram followers

"I usually gain around 10-20,000 followers daily through cross promotion when I have time outside of school and sports to work on my business. My growth depends on how good my content is and how much I'm promoting"

Advisor ordered to pay $1 mil. over gold ETF recommendation

"What I understand she did is the equivalent of throwing it all on black in Vegas. She just kept telling me I was going to make my money back, but it was dropping by hundreds of thousands"
Antics: "While facing lawyer during a deposition, she inched a binder and papers across the table in an attempt to knock over the lawyer's water and coffee, he said"

Mark Cuban, 58: Health care ‘should be a right’

"I believe that, given we all face the exact same genetic and wrong place, wrong time risks, coverage of most chronic and life-threatening illnesses or injuries should be a right"

5 Wayne State U. professors ‘not doing anything’

"Blatant examples of taking advantage of a tenure system"

Man, 40, shot by deputy was college graduation speaker

"Started getting in trouble with the law in 1994 ... convicted of several crimes throughout his life including disorderly conduct, forgery, resisting an officer, recklessly endangering safety, illegal possession of a firearm and theft"
But: "Was an active and engaged student, and was well-liked by many students and administrators"

Bill O’Reilly, 67, apologizes to Maxine Waters, 78

"As I have said many times, I respect Congresswoman Maxine Waters for being sincere in her beliefs. I said that again today on Fox & Friends calling her old school. Unfortunately, I also made a jest about her hair which was dumb. I apologize"

Seema Mody devastating in sweater-slacks combo

Electrifying European markets report

Oakland blew it, never realized keeping teams requires stadium

No one should cheer relocation to Vegas, but if city can't build a stadium in 50 years …

U.S.: Gambler made CLX trades after calls with Icahn, 81

"Mickelson won't be called to testify because he said he'd invoke his Fifth Amendment right against self-incrimination, a defense lawyer told the judge earlier"

City council members want mayor to quit after 4 felony charges

"He should look at the Crosby-Ironton basketball team, what they did in State, and how they made Crosby feel. The town was in an uproar. Now he turns around and gives us a black eye"

Sara Eisen & Deirdre Bosa — pair of CNBC superfoxes

Teaming up on "Squawk Alley"

Jim Gianopulos to Run Paramount Pictures for Viacom

Paper: "He may retain current Paramount Motion Picture Group president Marc Evans, who has the support of such talent as filmmaker Alexander Payne and Tom Cruise, or seek an outside choice"

Sara Eisen complains all morning about United leggings policy

"You know I have strong feelings about this … My basic point is, sure, rules are rules. But everybody wears leggings, especially women, especially on planes, especially teenagers, it's more comfortable, this makes no sense"
Jon Fortt: "Everybody wears a lot of things though … if you want to wear your leggings on the plane … buy your ticket. If you're gonna fly on the free ticket, check the fine print … it states very clearly, no leggings"
Wilf Frost (to Fortt): "I think the issue here is that they were 10 and 11 … but either way, they've come on a free ticket, I complete agree with you"

Man named Grabher loses Canadian license plate

"I was taken aback. How can you say my name is a slogan when it is not?"
Explanation: "A complaint was received outlining how some individuals interpret [the name] as misogynistic and promoting violence against women. With no way to denote that it is a family name on the plate, the department determined it was in the public's best interest to remove it from circulation"
Reax: "I've never once had anybody come up to me and say they were offended"
Dismisses comparison to famous Trump comment: "Donald Trump is a totally different person. He's ignorant. He doesn't care about anybody and I shouldn't be put in a class like him"

Gross, 72, Pimco settle

Apparently for $81 million; proceeds to charity

10.8 million U.S. millionaires

"Significantly higher values of all asset classes, post-recession"

TWTR mulls subscriptions

"We're exploring several ways to make Tweetdeck even more valuable for professionals"

Pats have the jersey(s)

Kraft: "It is another example of the importance of teamwork and what can be accomplished when everyone works together"

Ackman’s, 50, divorce complicated by French businesswoman

"Bill's net worth has been flat since they separated"

Pilot, 52, killed by propeller

"The throttle and ignition were on and the blocks were still in place ... He turned it all on and went to hand-crank it. And something happened"

Mayor, 71, says he’s done with social media after arrest

"I believe that I'm a victim of entrapment ... all based on innuendo and a 14-year-old young woman who doesn't even exist ... It was a stupid thing I did, but I'm a curious person. I can tell you that if I were really out trying to find someone to have intimate relations with, it wouldn't have been with a kid"

Anne Frank Center demands Tim Allen, 63, apologize

"You've got to be real careful around here or you'll get beat up. If you don't believe what everybody believes, this is like thirties Germany"
Frank Center: "No one in Hollywood today is subjecting you or anyone else to what the Nazis imposed on Jews in the 1930s"

Sears future in ‘substantial doubt’

"We want to be very clear that we're taking decisive actions to mitigate that doubt"

Uber ‘retreating’ from Oakland office

"Citizens here are more demanding of corporations, and it could be that they just weren’t ready to deliver. Are they just stalling so they can come into Oakland more quietly over the next few years?"

Hollywood ‘worrying about whether public figures might sue you’

"We never have worried before, [but now] the E&O underwriters are not as bullish"

Pro-Trump pastor cancels summit with ‘top gang thugs’

Expected to be "15 to 20 guys"

Mike Krzyzewski earns $7,299,666

Roy Williams isn't even close

Dwight Clark, 60, battling ALS

"The one piece of good news is that the disease seems to be progressing more slowly than in some patients. I've been asked if playing football caused this. I don't know for sure. But I certainly suspect it did"

5 stabbed after fight at hookah bar

"We've seen cars exchanging stuff. My employees are worried about that parking lot a lot"

‘Betting on Zero’ released in 5 locations

Bill: "The entire team here begged me not to participate in the film. I said, 'You know what, I like Ted.' I hadn't met him before, but he seemed earnest and honest. I said, 'Look, all I care about is, tell the truth'"
Edward Norton: "They're hustling people, and I never really thought of it much until I saw this film"

‘General rule’ for washing bra: ‘After you’ve worn it several times’

"It's very personal and really it depends on your activity level. Or if you are somewhere really hot and humid, you want to wash it just as you would with another type of clothing you would wear, but if you aren't sweating a lot and wearing for regular use, you can do it every few wears"

‘New approach’ on N. Korea

"Let me be very clear: the policy of strategic patience has ended. We are exploring a new range of security and diplomatic measures. All options are on the table"

Oatmeal sparks jail fight

"Lewis told me this all started over oatmeal ... started to get worked up about both of them trying to trade another inmate for oatmeal, and Lewis told him to chill out"

Ex-Boulder mayor, 75, turns himself in at jail

"Charged with vehicular homicide, criminally negligent homicide, vehicular assault, 2 counts of careless driving causing injury, reckless driving, speeding, reckless endangerment and improper passing on the left"
Also writes opinion columns for the Daily Camera

Town ribbons give artist a boost in cancer battle

"She's so outgoing and knows everybody. She's larger than life, to be honest with you"

Ex-Mich. star Rumeal Robinson, 50, profiled in ‘American Greed’

Paper: "In 2010, Robinson was found guilty on charges including bank bribery, wire fraud, conspiracy to commit bank fraud and making a false statement to a financial institution. He was sentenced to 6.5 years in prison in 2011"

James Woods, 69, sued over tweets

"Ms. Boulder [sic] has reached out to me and asked me to use my many followers to stop people from harassing her. I am more than happy to do so. ... Though she supports @BernieSanders, I am happy to defend her from abuse. I only wish his supporters would do the same for other candidates"

Drunkard, 43, goes wrong-way in liquor store drive-thru

"Police said Watkins had already been in the store a couple of times to buy beer"

Died: Royal Robbins, 82, rock-climbing legend

"Every time I saw him walk into a room, you could feel a shift, as if everyone knew they were in the presence of greatness. Many like me, will always be inspired and guided by his leadership"

Red Sox hosting Grateful Dead night April 11

Pregame concert on Yawkey Way by Playing Dead

Maui mayor sorry for saying ‘no such thing’ as sacred rocks

"The monarchy, starting with Kamehameha… declared Christianity the religion of Hawaii. In Christianity, if I remember the Ten Commandments correctly, thou shall have no false god before me. There are no sacred rocks in that religion"
Later: "I lashed out with my 'no sacred rocks' interview on live television. Unfortunately, I offended true practitioners of the Hawaiian culture and I would like to sincerely apologize to those people ... I won't apologize for trying to help the residents of Iao Valley and those living along our flood control. I won't apologize for using the same boulders from Iao Valley to repair our public infrastructure"
Reax: Impeachment petition circulated

Ben Affleck, 44, completes alcohol rehab

"I want to live life to the fullest and be the best father I can be"

Man trapped in trench for 6½ hours

Neighbor brings out coffee for firefighters afterward

Man, 21, applying for police job admits date rape

"He's now jailed on a $25,000 bond on sexual assault charges"

Out of Valeant

Wouldn't "move the needle for Pershing Square, even if the stock doubled from here”
"Halftime Report," May 2, 2016: "This is probably the cheapest large company I've seen in my career in terms of value relative to the cash the business will generate … the phone has been ringing off the hook" from people wanting to buy parts of VRX

Thug, 23, shot in the butt in gas-station showdown

Clerk: "I left for 5 minutes … The guy over there at the gas station told me I could've got shot in my head, because I'm always standing outside”

Seema Mody in slacks

Cream-beige ensemble to start the week

$23 mil. golden parachute

2 biggest breaches "in Internet history"

Realtors apologize, included #AmberAlert in listing tweets

"We are terribly embarrassed"
Situation: "Hashtag trending on Friday after a car was stolen"
Paper: "It's the first time the council — which oversees about 75,000 real estate agents — says it has encountered this, a practice dubbed by social media experts as hashtag hijacking"

How many dollars does that name, 77, add to those bottles?

Paper: "Hosted a behind-closed-doors luncheon Friday to wine retailers … Dining on filet mignon and sharing 4 Coppola wines, the master movie maven equated wine to film because of similarity in the research, development, production, refinement and packaging departments"
Black Label Claret: "The bottle is distinguished with gold netting in order to convey its prestigious status … The imaginative, evocative packaging is certainly successful on a creative level, but people wonder: how much is it helping to sell the wine, and how do you measure that … Our sales have risen, so the packaging/wine/value combination is obviously working"

Mike Tomlin, 44, somehow makes $7-$8 million a year

Paper: "Among the most successful" in league ... "His teams have appeared in 2 Super Bowls, winning 1, reached three AFC championship games and earned playoff berths in 7 of his 10 seasons as coach. They have not had a losing record in that time"
Reality: Still wins with previous coach's players, "outcoached" according to his quarterback, horrible record against league's doormats, huge number of player suspensions, embarrassed by his own players who post his locker-room speeches, when No. 7 retires it's 4-12 forever, the emperor's got no clothes …

Seema Mody electrifies afternoon coverage in new black ensemble

Kensho Stats Box on fire

GE soars on Gasparino report Trian may push Immelt, 61, out

"Trian non denial of my @generalelectric/Immelt story: 'Trian and GE continue to work constructively together to optimize shareholder value.'"

Carl, 94, Rob, 70, Reiner to be 1st father-son Hollywood print pair

"Theirs is a family that belongs forever imprinted in Hollywood history"

Ex-wife of Don McLean, 71, gets protection-order extension

"Today is a happy day for me. 30 years [of marriage] was enough ... I'd like to not have contact with him for the rest of my life"
Don's lawyer: Still "very successful" and "finding happiness" again

Manhattan rents decline for every apartment size

"There’s so much inventory, and that influx is hitting across all price points, even the studios"

Lily Collins, 27, forgives dad, 66, in new book

Can't "rewrite the past" but not too late "to move forward"

Mozart manuscript expected to fetch $200,000 fails to sell

Believed to be composed at 17

‘Godfather’ reunion in works at Tribeca festival

Back-to-back screenings of parts one and two

Battle brewing between coffee entrepreneur, Marcus Lemonis

"If he was a stand-up guy, he would have spent $1 million to help our company instead of using the press to threaten spending that much on legal in defending our case against him"
Lemonis: "I'm not going to let him bully or connive people anymore"

Fake news: Trump, 70, says Immelt, 61, misquoted him about golf

GE boss was "assigned" to recruit reality-TV types on golf course
Jeff: "We were trying to talk President Trump into be- uh, doing 'The Apprentice.' That was my assignment when we owned NBC. President Trump goes up to a par-3 on his course. He looks at the 3 of us and says, 'You realize of course I'm the richest golfer in the world.' … Then gets a hole-in-one. I have to say, I have to say, you know, I've seen- I've seen the magic before"
Donald: "It's a crazy. It's a crazy. No, I actually said I was the best golfer of all the rich people. To be- to be exact. And then I got ahold of it. So it was sorta cool"

Ken Frazier, 62, gets seated next to Trump, 70, at CEO meetings

Liveris: "My whole sense of this administration in the 30 days of working with them is urgency on the business side. They really want to get the barriers out of the way. If it goes much beyond the fall, I would be staggered"

Died: Kenneth Arrow, 95, Nobelist, uncle of Lawrence Summers

Received National Medal of Science from Bush: "His politics are liberal, definitely. With other people, this might rub the right half of the economics profession the wrong way, but it doesn't with Kenneth"

Bill Griffeth honors Kelly Evans in Brenda Buttner tribute

"This hits home. Brenda and I were great pals about 20 years ago here at CNBC. We hosted 'The Money Club' together … she was at that time the smartest person I knew. You now replace her in that regard. You remind me a lot of her"

Kelly Evans shares personal findings of lingerie shopping

"Look at these lingerie costs up there right now … I can tell you from personal experience, Uniqlo, you can get less than $15 extremely high-quality product"

CNBC’s Louisa Bojesen suggests romance plan

Tells Nancy Hungerford: "I've never found love in Ikea, just meatballs. So, maybe I should start looking in the meatball aisle"

White. Hot.

Mercy. Mercy. Mercy …

Kelly Evans scorching in Blast-Off Bronze

Brings landmark week at NYSE to spectacular close

Wow! Sara in maroon on ‘Worldwide Exchange’

Early morning news bombshell

DoubleLine’s Bonnie Baha, 56, dies in tragic Va. car accident

Bachelor's, poli sci, Cal-Irvine; MBA, USC
Lehman call: "People don't pay me to hope; they pay me to make an assessment. If you are managing risk by hoping that somebody is going to buy Lehman Brothers or whatever other bank is in trouble, you're not really doing your job"
Jeffrey Gundlach: "For a quarter century Bonnie was my trusted colleague and dear friend. She was honest and direct, with a sardonic wit perfectly matching her investment skepticism helping shape the DoubleLine philosophy"

SI models stop traffic on NYSE floor

Hailey Clauson: "I mean our career is going to explode off of this. I mean, we can create businesses. Our name and our word actually mean something now"
Ashley Graham: "I had been told, you're too fat, you're too skinny, you're too ugly, you're too pretty, and at the end of the day, the moment that I said, you know what, screw all of you guys, I'm gonna do what I want to do, that's when I had my voice, and that's when I started changing the lives of so many different women"
As always, SI male accompanies the ladies to talk about the business angle

WaPost’s gorgeous Ylan Mui asks question of Fed chief

"You said earlier that expansions don't die of old age, but I think the other half of that is that it's often central banks that kill them off instead. So I'm wondering, um, how worried you are about the possibility that the Fed will have to turn around after hiking rates; um, other central banks that have tried to raise rates have had to do just that. Um, how damaging you think that might be to the Fed's credibility"
Answer: "So, when you say that um, central banks often kill them, I think the usual reason, um, that that- that that has been true when that has been true (sic redundant) is that central banks have begun too late to tighten policy, and they've allowed inflation to get out of control ..."

NYSE traders oblivious to Sharon Stone; fans take pictures

Evidently is playing a vice president in a TV show

Marcus Lemonis, 41: ‘Greatest fear in life is dying alone’

"As someone with few friends, he considers business deals his way of forming relationships. (He compares doing a business deal to going out for margaritas with friends. For him they share the same pleasure space.)"
Impressive: "You can ask me anything" ... "Call me anytime"
"The Profit" supporter: "He's amazing to work for and amazing to know. He's brilliant"
"The Profit" detractor: "He's an arrogant, self-centered egomaniac narcissist"
CNBCfix editor's note: This article is a month old but was just discovered

Uh-oh — someone at CNBC forgot to type the main info here

They should come up with a better strategy for dummy text

Report: Sumner Redstone, 92, took mental competency tests


Article on NFL’s L.A. interest way too long, minimal news

Ending: "Deals get done when there are deadlines. We'll see where it goes"

Steve Jobs’ daughter, 37, skips screening, parties with cast

Tavern on the Green

CNBC’s Sara Eisen on fire in red

World Bank conversation was never so exciting

Balt. TV critic: Strong CBS broadcast marred by Simms bungle

"I replayed the sequence 5 times right after the game and I still have no idea what Simms really thought or how he could go from asking why they would kick to saying they should definitely do so in the space of 10 seconds"

Harvard Law grad, 38, charged in bizarre kidnapping

Disbarred in January

Jaguars’ big loss in New England got high local TV ratings

Team's best in 2 years
Denver: 69 share for Broncos' game

CNBC charging $250,000 per 30-second ad in GOP debate

"Significantly more than the typical $50,000 that CNBC charges for its sometimes schlocky commercials for personal grooming products or gold buying services"
Ratings: Presumably channel will be OK with Nielsen this time

In the navy: CNBC sailing with Amanda Drury & Seema Mody

Teaming up on "Power Lunch"

‘Wall Street Week’ nearing ‘global distribution deal’

Highest ratings on Sept. 13

Carl Quintanilla, Becky Quick, John Harwood, Rick Santelli,
Sharon Epperson, Jim Cramer picked for CNBC GOP debate

Pregame: Joe Kernen, Kelly Evans hosting special programming
CNBCfix comment: Great move to limit main field to those at 3% or better but let's end this publicity welfare of an "undercard" debate among hapless candidates who shouldn't be in the race ... if you can't poll 3% at this stage, you do not deserve to be considered a "candidate"

CNBC’s Mandy Drury in beautiful, mesmerizing outfit at NYSE

Fashion breakthrough on "Power Lunch"

Woman in Va. TV shooting striding toward recovery

"I saw those incredible flowers, and I saw those great big giant pictures of Adam and Alison and the viewfinder. That's all I saw. You can't all of the sudden stamp the place with tragedy. It has been nothing but economic development, growth, families, vacations, happiness"
Struggling to walk to mailbox: "Everyone says, ‘Oh, you’re doing so well,’ but they don’t know that it was the careful placement of timing — from the medications and laying in my bed all the way up until the moment that the car was already started. I don't want to disappoint anyone in the process, but it is what it is. So, I give it what I've got"

LSU-Syracuse was ESPN’s most-watched game last weekend

1 p.m. Eastern start outdrew each of channel's prime-time matchups

Will next movie of Michael Moore, 61, beat standards?

"A movie about the nuts and bolts of domestic policy ... doesn't stir the conspiracy loins the way some of his other movies do"

British barrister, 40, bitten by spider on plane, leg bursts open

"I turned on the light and clearly saw a spider running across the floor before hearing two stewardesses screaming 'Spider!,' but I wasn't sure if I had been bitten as it really wasn't very painful"

Guest billed $75.90 after not showing up for wedding

"This cost reflects the amount paid by the bride and groom for meals that were RSVP'd for, reimbursement and explanation for no show, card, call or text would be appreciated"

Meth junkie, 23, unable to post $50,000 bail

ATV club's treasurer allegedly steals about $23,000

Under Armour’s Kevin Plank, 43, worth $3.9 billion

No. 145 on Forbes' list

Fox Biz program picks up 1st monthly win against CNBC

"Lou Dobbs Tonight beat CNBC in total viewers for the month of September. CNBC aired a variety of shows, including 'West Texas Investors Club' and 'The Profit'"

CNBC’s Louisa Bojesen: ‘I never go on dates’

Louisa: "Front of the FT this morning, they make a point with a big picture of the Shard, saying the Shard has defied the doubters as setting record rents for the South Bank. Here's like a little picture of the Shard, so it's a huge building in London-"
Seema Mody: "Have you ever been up there?"
Louisa: "I haven't. Have you been?"
Seema: "I hear it's a great date spot"
Louisa: "Really?"
Seema: "Yeah, I'm told"
Louisa: "I wouldn't know. I don't know. I never go on dates"

Blue & red: Carolin Roth & Seema Mody on ‘Worldwide Exchange’

Carolin: "Would you wear this dress for 30 years if you could?"
Seema: "I may see; if it still fits me, why not?"
Carolin: "Why not, right"

Bill Griffeth: Sara and I didn’t coordinate purple attire

Bill: "This was not planned. Yes, we match, but it was nothing"
Sara: "We're just so in synch. We don't even have to tell each other"

Seema Mody wows in mint green

Hears Wilfred Frost decry the existence of voicemail

Blue & golden: Seema Mody & Nancy Hulgrave on ‘Worldwide’

CNBC producer in spotlight in Madrid

Seema Mody takes day off, gets haircut

Back on "WorldWide Exchange" after long weekend

Seema Mody in stripes

CNBC's "Worldwide Exchange" ends week on a high note

CNBC’s Carolin Roth mesmerizes in Europe

Stanchart interview closes with a visual flourish (above)

Died: Albert Maysles, 88, filmmaker of ‘Gimme Shelter’

NYT: "Made ends meet by doing television commercials for large corporations like IBM and Merrill Lynch, then made their early reputation with 'Salesman' (1968)"
Credits: Worked on Sports Illustrated's annual swimsuit issue

CNBCfix review: Al Michaels’ book leaves the drama on the field

Other than digs at Cosell and Esiason, "Miracle" man prefers compliments to controversy
The contenders: Gowdy, Scully, Buck, Costas, Nantz, Cosell ... is Al Michaels
the greatest sportscaster of all time?

CNBC, citing colleague: Rich Ilczyszyn, 46, died of embolism

"The apparent cause of Rich Ilczyszyn's tragic death was a pulmonary embolism caused by deep vein thrombosis, Rich's coworker told us today"

CNBC contributor Rich Ilczyszyn, 46, dies

Family: "Rich had a love for life as well as an appreciation for the fragility of it. He always encouraged others to live fully and spend time with those they love and hold dear. iiTrader is a testament to Rich's inherent creativity and resilience. iiTrader will continue to innovate and move forward"

Bill Fleckenstein slams interview with Jackie DeAngelis

"The certainty with which the woman that I got interviewed by this week sees the future, and the need to be involved in stocks is rather remarkable since most talking heads don’t know anything about investing"
Still waiting: Article notes no sign of short fund promised since late 2013

CNBCfix review: Excitement in backwardation in Secret Club

Kate Kelly's dry account of commodities world fails to pose an important airline question

Mark of celebration: Hoffman leads rousing cheers at CNBC

"There's been a lot of highlights ... I would say the proudest I was of the organization, was in the- leading up to the financial crisis in 2008, and the year or year and a half or so that followed it, I felt like, as if all of the hard work that had gone into building the organization over the first 20-plus years, or so, had really paid off ... I was so proud of the way CNBC not only reported the story, but the way they treated the seriousness of those events"
Tears: "Do I see a little moisture in your eyes, Tyler?"


Kelly Evans pushes Matt Damon, 43, to be Aquaman, help charity

Kelly Evans: "Matt Damon, if only you could play a superhero who could deliver clean drinking water to the world's poorest, uh, dare I ask whether you could play Aquaman and in fact leverage your celebrity to draw attention to this cause through this new movie that potentially uh, rumors are out there you could play Aquaman in"
Matt Damon: "Playing 'Aguaman' (sic)? Is that the ..."
Evans: "A-qua"
Damon: "Sorry, that's a terrible joke"
Evans: "You can go the Spanish route if you want to. I mean-"
Brian Sullivan: "There is international distribution for the Justice League, so it's fine. It's the character plays (sic)"
Damon: "We're huge in Latin America, Um, uh, no, well, you know, since they, since they made Ben Batman, I've been showing up at his house every day dressed as Robin, but um, my little campaign I don't think has, has gone too well so far. So far I haven't been contacted by anyone to, to be in the movie, but with Ben in there-"
Evans: "Would you do it though Matt? Because look you have to say it would make a certain amount of sense for this cause, if you did it ONLY for this cause, it would actually make a certain amount of sense ..."
Damon: "Well, all right, uh, uh, I'm open to being in any good movie as always; it might be a bit of a stretch ..."

Michelle Caruso-Cabrera:
‘Paul Tudor Jones said out loud what we all know to be anecdotally true,’ Karen Finerman is ‘exception that proves the rule’

Karen Finerman: "Well my first response was I just could not believe he said it. And so I, I wanted to make sure that I had it right, and I went and I looked at the video, and of course you just showed it, so yes, he said it, and, uh, I, I, I know, I know that he's apologized, that he didn't mean to offend anyone, and I believe he was saying it, he was- an attempt to be very candid, I can't believe also that he didn't think that will- would never get out, but it's sort of- I mean on so many levels, it makes me wonder, 1, what if you don't nurse, do you not then have that- are you, do you keep your judgment then if you don't nurse. That's sort of something that popped into my head"
Amanda Drury: "And also, is he also saying that global macro traders that are guys are not great dads because they're always off 24/7 on the phone trading stuff"
Karen Finerman: "Right, I just- I don't really accept that premise either. If you are a mother, I really sort of do wonder, how long this would knock you off your game for. And, it, I don't know, on so many levels, I know so many women, far more successful than I, who have done an extraordinary job of raising kids, and also, uh, you know, trading, trading their books"
Michelle Caruso-Cabrera: "I think Paul Tudor Jones said out loud what we all know to be anecdotally true. That women, it's not that they don't have the ability, it's just, if they have a child, priorities tend to change. It takes up a lot of time. A child is a huge, huge commitment. And so-"
Amanda Drury: "And not necessarily a bad thing"
Michelle Caruso-Cabrera: "It's not necessarily a bad thing, he's not saying that, that they can't do it, it's just, it gets a lot tougher. Priorities often change. And I think Karen, you are awesome, but you are the exception I think that proves the rule. Let's face it: How many other women are on 'Fast Money.' I mean when you look at the breakdown of people- when you look at the breakdown of people who are on CNBC. It's a guys-and-ties network. I mean let's not kid anybody!"
Karen Finerman: "Yes I hear you-"
Brian Sullivan ridiculously removes tie: "Here we go, no more guys in ties"
Karen Finerman: "Let me just add 1 thing"
Brian Sullivan: "I don't wanna get accused of dodging the conversation. All right, I know hedge fund managers that have what they call the large-house indicator. Right. What they say is, if they have an investment manager, or a fellow hedge fund manager, whatever, that starts to build a new mansion, they will often times use that- or CEO of a company, they'll use that as a negative and either get out of it or trim, because building a home is a year-long process, takes a lot of energy, you're not focused on what you're doing. So I don't think just has to be about gender. If you've got any big undertaking you take on, that reduces your focus. I'm not defending what he said-"
Michelle Caruso-Cabrera: "Except this happens to be about having babies for women, which is just a huge thing in, in most women's life"
Brian Sullivan: "If I was a hedge fund manager and a CEO of a company bought a 200-foot yacht, I would sell the shares of that company probably short that next day"
Karen Finerman: "I mean also there's the private plane indicator, you get the private plane, you're not hungry anymore, then you don't care. I, I don't really buy that, I think it also makes the case that women don't have the judgment to know, after they've had a baby, whether or not they are still interested in being in the game. Now that may be his experience, and I believe him when he says that's what he's found to be true, and he gave a couple examples of a, you know, two women from Maryland the '70s, he probably has more recent examples than that, but is he just open to the possibility, the possibility, that maybe it's not true, that there will never be just as many women investors as men, never, period, end of story. Isn't it possible?"
Amanda Drury: "And the other thing is Karen, and you've touched on this, I mean, we would've said in the past, it would've been decades, maybe not even so long ago, we would've said that we can't have a good female doctor, she can't possibly be on call because she's got to be at home feeding her child at night. Right?"
Karen Finerman: "And now look. Now look, there are just as many women, or maybe it's about the same number of women graduating from medical school as men and you're right, years and years ago, that was thought as an impossibility"

CNBC asks Dennis Gartman if he called Buffett an ‘idiot’

Commodities king laughs off report, calls Oracle's 45% loss "inexcusable ... poor trading"
Told Brent Hunsberger of Oregonian in June: ‘Warren Buffett is an idiot’
Responded to reader critics at Oregonian site: "Last year I did indeed lose money... 2%.
Other than that, for the previous 14 years I've averaged about +12%, with 22% as my best year.
... I'm also long of Goldman Sachs and Loews while short of Berkshire Hathaway for the past
two months, and have added to that trade along the way as the profits have built up."
Ignored? Days later, CNBCfix was only media site to pick up jaw-dropping Oregonian story
Jeff Macke on BRK-B short: "Congratulations to Dennis Gartman, who saw this coming"

Time to put Yankees-Mets, Cubs-White Sox in same divisions

CNBCfix exclusive: Baseball needs to scrap "leagues" and give fans intra-city rivalries

CNBCfix review: 1 hour not nearly enough for Burnett in Africa

Overreaching documentary shows strengths, weaknesses of anchor, could use Tim Seymour

Does New York Times believe its own ‘Weekender’ ad?

One sentence by arrogant chap deserves scrutiny for puffery at the expense of logic

CNBCfix review: ‘Oprah Effect’ is missing one thing: Oprah

Carl Quintanilla has some interesting stories, but lacks comment from Queen of Talk herself

Couple did ‘3 months of due diligence’ before investing with Stanford

CNBCfix review: Scott Cohn's "Secrets of the Knight" has good but unfocused material

CNBCfix review: ‘Run for the Roses’ feels like a one-trick pony

Outsourced CNBC original with Melissa Francis mostly seems like promo for NBC broadcast

CNBCfix review: Darren Rovell makes the sale in ‘As Seen on TV’

Doesn't dig as deep into infomercial ads as it could, but cuts like a Ginsu knife

Three reasons why NFL Draft is bad for players, fans, league

CNBCfix exclusive: It doesn't provide "competitive balance," but manipulates stars

CNBCfix (slightly) makes the news — in the lede graf!

All from Jared Bernstein's fee: Consider Tony Paradiso a must-read at

Maxim apparently gives Michelle Caruso-Cabrera the cold shoulder

Becky Quick, Erin Burnett, Trish Regan appear to make hot list, with nod to Maria Bartiromo

Margaret Brennan receives 2009 Young Leaders Irish Spirit Award

(Ex-)CNBC reporter/Arabic scholar/beauty praised by philanthropic American Ireland Fund

CNBCfix review: David Faber’s ‘House of Cards’ a home run

Impressive documentary of mortgage collapse will appeal to the pros and the laymen

CNBCfix review: ‘Marijuana Inc.’ weeds out a lot of context

Lackluster documentary is decent, but Trish Regan puts on a fashion show

Cruise line trades access for advertising in ‘Cruise Inc.’

CNBC travel correspondent Peter Greenberg digs into Norwegian Pearl's financials

Fast Money review

Eamon Javers says Trump thinks Jeff Immelt has had a "fantastic career"

Silicon Valley giants, others at Dec. 14, 2016, Trump Tower meeting

Donald Trump
Mike Pence
Peter Thiel
Sheryl Sandberg
Tim Cook
Larry Page
Safra Catz
Jeff Bezos
Elon Musk
Gary Cohn
Wilbur Ross
Stephen Miller
Satya Nadella
Ginni Rometty
Chuck Robbins
Jared Kushner
Reince Priebus
Steve Bannon
Eric Schmidt
Alex Karp
Brian Krzanich
Donald Trump Jr.
Ivanka Trump
Eric Trump
Brad Smith

CNBCfix reviews:
‘The Profit’

CNBCfix review:
‘West Texas
Investors Club’

CNBC's Lone Star extension of "Shark Tank"

Wall Street Week

The most boring guests on business (or other) television

Larry Kudlow’s
powerful sign-off

Photos, transcript from final episode of "The Kudlow Report" special report: CNBC ‘Fast Money’ trader positions often go undisclosed

♦ Daily online recaps often omit certain traders' holdings, appear voluntary, unenforceable, no requirement for accuracy or timeliness, no description of the size of position or whether positions are for clients or traders' own accounts

CNBCfix reviews

Scott Wapner, "Hotel: Behind Closed Doors at Marriott": Reservations about this flat profile

Melissa Francis, Diary of a Stage Mother's Daughter: A Memoir Pangs of child scardom linger for a remarkably successful woman

Joe Terranova, Buy High, Sell Higher: Why Buy-And-Hold is Dead And Other Surprising Investing Lessons From CNBC's 'The Liquidator' Trader austerity bible could stand a haircut in pages, title

Steve Cortes, Against the Herd: 6 Contrarian Investment Strategies You Should Follow: How to not buy stocks and come out ahead

Leah McGrath Goodman, The Asylum: The Renegades Who Hijacked the World's Oil Market: How swashbuckling oil traders make life miserable for exchange chairmen

Phil LeBeau, "Dreamliner": Bumpy ride through recent Boeing turbulence is a bust

Scott Wapner, "The Coffee Addiction": Pour yourself a cup of capitalism

Lester Holt, "The Facebook Obsession": 500 million users, 0 legislator complaints

Scott Cohn, "Price of Admission": College found to be expensive

Trish Regan, "Marijuana USA": For recreational purposes only

Gary Kaminsky, Smarter Than the Street: Sticking it to the big guys

Scott Cohn, "Remington Under Fire": If gun is so unreliable, why does military buy it?

Michelle Caruso-Cabrera, You Know I'm Right: If she's right, she should run

Felix Rohatyn, Dealings: A rainmaker has no hostility toward the takeover business

John Heilemann & Mark Halperin, Game Change: Was Obama that great, or everyone else just lousy?

Anthony Scaramucci, Goodbye Gordon Gekko Do the right thing, millionaire-style

Alan "Ace" Greenberg, The Rise and Fall of Bear Stearns Auditing Jimmy Cayne's income statements

Charles Gasparino, The Sellout: Impressive chronicle, dubious title, lacks chutzpah

David Faber, "Goldman Sachs: Power and Peril": Just as hedged on TV as in the mortgage market

Michelle Caruso-Cabrera, "Liquid Assets": Water documentary runs a bit dry

Carl Quintanilla, "Trash Inc.": Some of the better garbage you'll see on TV

Carl Quintanilla, "Crime Inc.: Counterfeit Goods": Where are the DVDs and software, Carl?

Scott Wapner, "One Nation, Overweight": Lite on substance, if not calories

"The Pixar Story": In prime-time search, CNBC finds a great business story

Trish Regan, "Marijuana Inc.": OK documentary, tremendous fashion show

Maria Bartiromo, "Inside the Mind of Google": Best thing that ever happened to Paul Bond Boots

Ron Insana, How to Make a Fortune From the Biggest Bailout in U.S. History: Schadenfreude victim rallies late

Zachary Karabell, Superfusion: Good case studies, more observation than argument

David Faber, And Then the Roof Caved In: Fine writing, too much Greenspan, lacks protagonist

Carl Quintanilla, "The Oprah Effect": Good biz bios, but missing one thing: Oprah

Movie review:
‘Wall Street’

Gordon Gekko:
The Michael Corleone
of Wall Street

CNBCfix capsules:
Movie of the week

♦ Bonnie and Clyde
♦ Rain Man
♦ The Paper Chase
♦ The Cooler
♦ Giant & There Will Be Blood
♦ Return of the Jedi
♦ Rocky II
♦ The Last Picture Show & Friday Night Lights
♦ She's Out of My League
♦ Con Air

Relevant scribes

Maria Bartiromo
Henry Blodget
Josh Brown, Reformed Broker
John Carney
Art Cashin
Jim Cramer
Niall Ferguson
Bill Fleckenstein
Jon Friedman
Charles Gasparino
Brent Hunsberger
Ron Insana
Zachary Karabell
Paul Krugman
Larry Kudlow
Howard Kurtz
Sarah Lacy
Jeff Macke
Dr. J, Jon Najarian
Tony Paradiso
James Pethokoukis
Barry Ritholtz
Jim Romenesko
Michael Santoli
Steven M. Sears
A. Gary Shilling
Andrew Ross Sorkin
Joe Weisenthal

CNBC/cable TV
star bios

♦ Jim Cramer
♦ Charles Gasparino
♦ Amanda Drury
♦ Maria Bartiromo
♦ Lawrence Kudlow
♦ Karen Finerman
♦ Michelle Caruso-Cabrera
♦ Jon Fortt
♦ Jane Wells
♦ Erin Burnett
♦ David Faber
♦ Guy Adami
♦ Pete Najarian
♦ Jon Najarian
♦ Tim Seymour
♦ Zachary Karabell
♦ Becky Quick
♦ Joe Kernen
♦ Nicole Lapin
♦ Herb Greenberg
♦ John Harwood
♦ Steve Liesman
♦ Margaret Brennan
♦ Bertha Coombs
♦ Mary Thompson
♦ Trish Regan
♦ Melissa Francis
♦ Gary Kaminsky
♦ Anthony Scaramucci
♦ Kate Kelly
♦ Dennis Kneale
♦ Darren Rovell
♦ Carl Quintanilla
♦ Julia Boorstin
♦ Diana Olick
♦ Robin Meade
♦ Matt Lauer
♦ Katie Couric
♦ Dylan Ratigan
♦ Eric Bolling
♦ Jeff Macke
♦ Julie Chen
♦ Anderson Cooper
♦ Erica Hill
♦ Neil Cavuto
♦ Liz Claman
♦ Rebecca Jarvis
♦ Monica Crowley
♦ Bill O'Reilly
♦ Rachel Maddow
♦ Susie Gharib
♦ Jane Skinner
♦ Kimberly Guilfoyle
♦ Martha MacCallum
♦ Courtney Friel
♦ Uma Pemmaraju
♦ Michelle Kosinski
♦ Joe Scarborough
♦ Terry Keenan
♦ Betsy Stark
♦ Chrystia Freeland
♦ Natasha Curry
♦ Jeffrey Kofman
♦ Jane Velez-Mitchell
♦ Debbye Turner Bell
♦ Christine Romans

CNBC guest bios

♦ Meredith Whitney
♦ Dennis Gartman
♦ Bill Gross
♦ Diane Swonk
♦ Richard X. Bove
♦ Nouriel Roubini
♦ Arthur Laffer
♦ Jared Bernstein
♦ Doug Kass
♦ David Malpass
♦ Kevin Kerr
♦ Donald Luskin
♦ Robert Reich
♦ Steve Moore
♦ Vince Farrell
♦ Joe LaVorgna
♦ A. Gary Shilling
♦ Joe Battipaglia
♦ Barry Ritholtz
♦ Peter Navarro
♦ John Kilduff
♦ Chris Thornberg
♦ Addison Armstrong
♦ Jack Bouroudjian
♦ Stefan Abrams
♦ Peter Morici
♦ Michael Crofton
♦ David Kotok
♦ Jerry Bowyer
♦ Robert Pavlik
♦ Warren Buffett

President Obama

Keynote address, 2004
Democratic convention
In Pennsylvania,
"cling to guns, religion"

George W. Bush

Visits firefighters at
Ground Zero, 9/14/01
World leader pop quiz
from Andy Hiller
Speech to nation
on evening of 9/11

Sarah Palin

The Bush Doctrine,
with Charles Gibson

and jingles in

Where did they
go to college?

Supreme Court

Death tolls of
world events