Did Louisiana shooter
target feminist flick?

"Increasing speculation that the man was, in many respects, a misogynist"

Steve Jobs movie ‘centerpiece’ of N.Y. film fest

"Would have taken the whole thing very much in his stride"

U-turn: Dennis Gartman urges caution on equities

"2 [or] 3 weeks ago I was quite bullish on stocks. [But] now I see a lot of reasons to be at best neutral on stocks here in the United States and even slightly bearish of them"

‘Jaws’ poster featured NYC model-turned-philanthropist

Paid $35 to pose: "If you know me, you can tell it's me. But I think everyone assumed the girl swimming was the girl from the movie"

Joe Namath, 72, offers $100,000 reward for missing teen boaters

Neighbor of one of the boys

Burglar, 31, caught in co-worker’s home had bags of lingerie in car

Each labeled with a woman's name

Judd Apatow, 47: ‘We need to find a way to do better’

"One of the reasons we make these movies is because the world can be so horrifying and we all need to laugh just to deal with it. So to have this happen in a room where people were smiling and laughing devastates me. My thoughts and love go out to the victims and anyone touched by this madness or any madness"

Now world’s 5th-wealthiest

"The growth has been fueled by Prime growth and selection growth"
A first: Company discloses Washington state head count of 24,000

3 concerts, $30 million

"Concerts were streamed more than 400,000 times by cable, satellite and online viewers, broadcast producer Live Alliance told Billboard. That’s the largest syndication of a live music event in history"

180 Nebraska inmates collected jobless benefits

"We're hoping word will spread far and wide that the game is over"

Report: Mitsubishi to close Illinois car plant

Made 69,178 vehicles last year, down from peak of more than 200,000

$1.3 billion to Nikkei

"It was an offer they couldn't refuse"

‘Silence’ at NFLPA offer

Quarterback will take fine, not a suspension

Bucket truck workers bumped by cement truck

1 injured; the other not

Thug carjacks valet watching over Porsche Carrera

Showed semiautomatic handgun

6 movies this century make BBC Top 100 American films list

"Marnie" at 47: "It's far closer to Hitch's worst than to his best"
No. 98: "Heaven's Gate"
No. 60: "Blue Velvet"
No. 53: "Grey Gardens"
No. 31: "A Woman Under the Influence"
No. 21: "Mulholland Drive"


"As we said in the past, we do not plan to disclose Apple Watch metrics because we don't intend to provide insight that could help our competitors"
Tim Cook: "Our June sales were higher than April or May. I realize that's very different than some of what is being written, but June sales were the highest"

Man, 19, driving 100 mph to casino sans seat belt dies in rollover

Passengers restrained, did not require treatment

Roger Goodell, 56, still feels ties to Washington, Pa.

Possible Pittsburgh bid for 2023 Super Bowl: "The decision's made by the ownership and, at some point, in time we'll address it"

Man, 30, on LSD at Widespread Panic concert hogtied by cops, dies

D.A. says heart problems likely to blame

Lightning zaps 2 police cruisers on roadway

In separate vehicles at construction site

Alleged bank robber, 25, caught block from heist

Had several outstanding warrants

Mitsubishi apologizes for forced labor of POWs during WWII

"Japan and its constituents have come a long way, both economically and politically, since that distasteful era which has shadowed that nation for over 70 years. It was time to bring that era to an appropriate ending"

The $120 million bogey?

UA stock fell a grand 68 cents after 17th hole

NFL revenue climbs 21% in a year

Each team gets $226.4 million

ACC football media guide has an NSFW phrase on page 145


Retirement home celebrates law allowing alcohol

"It recognizes this is our home"

Prof regrets tweeting complaints about UW academic freedom

AP: "She has acknowledged searching Twitter for future Badgers and says she wanted to inform them of changes to faculty tenure and shared governance. She has also tweeted that there are similarities between Gov. Scott Walker and Adolf Hitler, drawing the ire of conservatives"

Maine passersby vulnerable to reality-TV appearance

Paper: "Signs posted around the hotel cautioned passersby that 'Hotel Impossible' is shooting in the area and that anyone’s presence in the area would be deemed consent to be recorded for the show"

Dunkin’ Donuts announces 9 locations in SF Bay Area

Plan to establish 275 shops in Calfornia over several years; 1,000 over long term

‘Breaking Bad’ actor, 52, running for office in N.M.

Already a member of the Albuquerque school board

Died: Alex Rocco, 79, Italian played Moe Green in ‘Godfather’

"When I got the part, I went in to Francis Ford Coppola, and in those days, the word was, 'Read the book,' which I already did, and then the actor would suggest to him which part they would like. Well, I went for ... I dunno, one of the Italian parts. Maybe the Richard Bright part. But Coppola goes, 'I got my Jew!' And I went, 'Oh no, Mr. Coppola, I'm Italian. I wouldn't know how to play a Jew.' And he goes, 'Oh, shut up.' He says, 'The Italians do this,' and he punches his fingers up. 'And the Jews do this,' and his hand's extended, the palm flat. Greatest piece of direction I ever got. I've been playing Jews ever since. And people on the golf course will say, 'Hey, Alex, would you call my dad and leave a line from The Godfather?' I say, 'OK. "I buy you out, you don't buy me out!" ... But I enjoy doing it. It's fun. I've been leaving Moe Greene messages for 40 years"
Other roles: Played Jo's dad on "The Facts of Life"

Marcus Lemonis overhauled car buyer that lost lease in 2 years

CNBCfix review: Updates show "The Profit" should really be called "The Spend"

Brad Katsuyama struggles to identify the problem

CNBCfix review: Exchange upstart says his computer tells him 100,000 shares of XYZ are available, but they weren't all available from the same source

Man, 21, drowns in pool owned by Demi Moore, 52

Actress not home at the time

Lloyd Blankfein, 60, billionaire

"Owns 2.24 million shares of Goldman Sachs valued at $472 million based on Thursday’s closing price. He also has 536,582 exercisable options worth about $5 million, according to company filings"

CNBC hosting 3rd GOP debate

Hoffman: "Presidential elections are often won or lost based on core economic positions, understandings and values. Our nation's economy and place in the world, job growth, entrepreneurship and the pursuit of the American dream live at the very center of CNBC's mission each day and will be the centerpiece of our line of focused questioning at this debate"

Maine stores struggle to meet demand for alcoholic root beer

"It is unbelievable. I don't think I’ve seen anything like this. People are coming in and buying it by the case"

Knucklehead rear-ends stopped Google self-driving car

Company vehicles "are being hit surprisingly often" by distracted drivers

Hollywood shrugged at AMZN’s bid to enter NFLX turf

Jill Soloway convinced: "It was my last choice ... They don't want anything anybody else has. They want stuff that really f—--- up the status quo"

Reports: U.S. fears China bugs in Waldorf Astoria

President in town for fundraiser and Broadway show

LAX gives Uber green light

"Want to give LAX passengers the same options that they have throughout our city"

Fatal hit-run of bicyclist, 25, by UAL staffer, 54, in company car

"Police learned the vehicle involved in the crash was a company car for United Airlines, and they traced it to the airline’s facility in the 1200 block of East Algonquin Road"

Man, 61, arrested after guards of Mark Zuckerberg, 31, harassed

Friend: "Gordon doesn't have any malice in his body. No one's ever heard of a 1,500-foot restraining order ever. Even for battery or domestic violence cases, it's only a few hundred feet"

CNBC’s Carolin Roth in black

Handling of Icahn Twitter account proves amusing

Cop just hired by Target hands out $50 gift cards to strangers

"I am just looking for anyone that may be coming in with kids and surprise them with an extra $50 to get some groceries"

‘Suite: Judy Blue Eyes’ is highlight of Stephen Stills, 70, show

"The audience 'Aw!'-ed their disappointment during the first set when Stills turned away an electric guitar handed to him by mistake, opting instead to switch acoustic guitars, though his second set provided all the electricity anyone might have yearned for"

Netflix climbs 10% afterhours on earnings report

90% of users see original content; "another indicator we are on the right path"

Outage disrupts Microsoft email service

"A higher than average number of customers"

Rolling Stones exhibition a ‘madhouse’

"Tech CEO" offers $80,000 for one of the band’s Grammys


"As much as anything, Bonds likely didn't make the trip out to the mound with the other 'greatest living ballplayers' because he's not old enough. Baseball thrives on nostalgia, and fans love the notion that the players were better in the good ol’ days of their youth"

Died: Michael Masser, 74, ex-stockbroker wrote pop music megahits

"I was working as a stockbroker in New York and had the seemingly perfect life. But I was unhappy, and someone I knew convinced me to see a shrink. I walked in and told the doctor I wanted to write music. He said, 'What's the problem with that?' I told him that didn't go over well in my family. He listened, took my money and said: 'Here's a note of permission to write music. That's all you need to clear your conscience'. And it's funny, because that's all I was looking for: permission"

TWTR spikes on phony report

Registered on Friday by an individual who listed an address in Panama

Pop culture bust: Led Zep 30 years ago at Live Aid

"It was horrendous. Emotionally, I was eating every word that I had uttered"
Phil Collins nearly walked out: "It became a Led Zeppelin reunion. I turned up and I was a square peg in a round hole. Robert was happy to see me, but Jimmy wasn’t"

Einhorn, 46: Netflix looks considerably overvalued

"Apparently Red Ink is the New Black"

Cops investigating loud boom during John Deere Classic

Zach Johnson: "I don't know if it was a backfire from a boat or firecracker or what. It sounded like a gunshot obviously"

Ray Fosse, 68, still feels effect from Pete Rose’s hit

"The thing that really bothers me, and that's been ongoing for my kids, our kids, Pete always said, 'Ray and I were out till 4 o'clock in the morning.' It's like he's always forgotten the real situation that there were 6 of us there, including all of our wives. We had dinner and he said, 'All I want to talk about is Johnny Bench,' which obviously we did because he was my contemporary in the National League"

‘Valuable Greek assets’ part of privatization fund

"I think the thing that makes it work, is what they are not asking for is a fire sale of Greek state-owned companies. ... They are transferring companies or bits of them into the fund and they are going to run those companies for profit and run those companies in a way that delivers maximum return possible"

Why are advertisers shunning Reddit?

"I can't remember the last time a marketer mentioned Reddit to me"

Letter critical of tattoos at pool draws ‘avalanche’ of response

"It breaks my heart that the spreading of hate and discrimination can be a cornerstone for a local newspaper"

Died: D’Army Bailey, 73, helped turn MLK motel site into museum

"He was truly a Renaissance man. Scholar, author, actor, activist, city councilor, jurist, husband and father. Well done. You will be missed"

Byron Wien: ‘The next recession is years away’

"I went to Harvard, and it changed my life"

Sports radio jock: Thankfully, Dead are gone, not enough top 40

"From the second I heard that Dead (sic) were going to play a (sic) 3 farewell concerts in Soldier Field, I knew the Freak Show was on its way. My only hope was to stay as far away as possible from them, something I was thankfully able to do ... The Grateful Dead simply didn't matter. They were never a part of top-40 radio that I can remember, and they had ample time to do so given their birth date in 1965. Now, I'm not saying that hit-making is the be-all, end-all in music, but it was the way of the world back then, especially because there weren't a million gadgets around to find music. ... And despite the passage of time, I've somehow managed to keep that simmering fire of distaste in my gut, even as their one and only top-10 single 'Touch of Grey' hit the charts in 1987. Whoop de doo"

Woman claims to have worn wire to record Subway’s Jared

"I was able to do it and I have fortitude to do it. That's the main reason I did this"

Marcus Lemonis muscles NASCAR off of Trump site

"I'm a big believer in people being able to say what they want to say. But when freedom of speech and business cross, then the person you're doing business with has a right to choose who they do business with"
Editing: Camping World CEO's letter misspells "camaraderie"

Died: Ken Stabler, 69, Raiders Super Bowl quarterback

"He passed peacefully surrounded by the people he loved most, including his 3 daughters and longtime partner, as some of his favorite songs played in the background, such as Lynyrd Skynyrd's 'Sweet Home Alabama' and Van Morrison's 'Leaves Falling Down'"
Madden mistake: "I was head coach of the Raiders the entire time Kenny was there"

Died: Irwin Keyes, 63, bodyguard on ‘The Jeffersons’

"Most of us grew up with him and didn’t even know it"

Barron’s views CNBC NYSE explanation with skepticism

"Software rollout didn’t quite get coded the way it was supposed to get coded. This is an egregious example of how software can be not quite coded properly and cause big problems"

CNBC World airing Sunday night EU Summit special

Michelle Caruso-Cabrera in Athens; Steve Liesman in Berlin

Woman, 41, blasted neighbor with loud workout music: cops

Paper: "Upon entering the home, deputies discovered the sound system, including three low-frequency speakers mounted to a board and placed face-down on the floor in the living room, hallway and closet. The face-down speakers were also weighted down by dumbbells and cinder blocks. ... 'A Blackberry tablet wired to the amplifier played a "workout mp3" on a loop that produced a noise that sounded something like a bass-clicking noise that can vibrate a room,' the deputy wrote in the arrest warrant"

Disney Epcot Center display removes Confederate flag

Also took down Bill Cosby statue at Hollywood Studios theme park

Dick Fuld, 69, auctioning Sun Valley ranch for $50 mil.

"They're just not spending as much time there anymore"

Bill Murray, 64, attends pro-am, endures ‘Caddyshack 2’ jokes

"My caddie/driver/bodyguard went under the ropes. We cleared the ropes in the cart, but the golf clubs did not, and they sort of boomeranged and whipped. It could have been a decapitation, but, instead, we’re just happy to be here having some bottled water"

Seema Mody has fist-pumping outfit on ‘Worldwide Exchange’

Futures, everything else looking up
Landon Dowdy: "Problem, uh, for Alcoa is global-rolled products business which makes sh-t (sic), sheet metal for the auto sector"


Gasparino: "You heard it here on @FoxBusiness the nyse historian says outage at the @NYSE questions whether we need a nyse since stks traded as usual"

Driver, 61, denies running bicyclists off the road

"He was using his car as a weapon"
Booking: Had to post his driver's license to be released

Jerry Brown, 77, decries ‘troglodytes’ who deny climate change

"We have to redesign our cities, our homes, our cars, our electrical generation, our grids — all those things. And it can be done with intelligence. We can get more value from less material"

Taco Bell delivery service: 40 minutes for chicken burrito

"idk if I can trust u"

Knucklehead, 30, dies igniting firework on chest

Sad: "He was the light of many people's lives and the world to the people that knew him, and he would give the world to any that asked"

Died: Blaine Gibson, 97, animator, sculptor at Disney

Day before he died, he watched "101 Dalmatians"

Over $55 million in 2 weekends

"Final tally was about 212,000 paid attendance ... an average ticket price of about $120"

Woman, 74, guiding RV into parking space is struck, killed by it

"I was yelling and freaking out"

College QB forgoes 2 years of eligibility for MBA program

"I'm moving on to the next chapter. I'm excited about it"

Subway’s Jared Fogle, 37, said to be worth $15 million

Home raided

Died: Jerry Weintraub, 77, film mogul discovered John Denver

Self made: Mailroom hire of William Morris Agency landed at MCA
Denver: Noticed at small Greenwich Village nightclub; overwhelmed by easy manner, "He would be a test case for all my theories on selling and packaging, for everything I had learned since I left home"
Movies: Didn't understand "Nashville" script, but "Altman did, and it was Altman who was going to make the movie"
"Karate Kid" remake: "Questioned it 150,000 times" before backing

Just 2 Chicago pot tickets in 3 days of Grateful Dead concerts

"CPD's primary focus was on fighting violent crime and addressing the illegal guns that threaten our communities"

Republican bigwig, 43, mulls petition banning Trump from debates

"Someone in the party ought to start some sort of petition saying, 'If Trump's going to be on the stage, I'm not going to be on there with him'. I'm toying with the idea of it"

Obama, 53, admits U.S. lagging against small-time terror misfits

"We're gonna have to pick up our game to prevent these attacks"

U.S. Soccer actually floats thug Hope Solo, 33, for $1 bill

"How about the best Women's Player and Goalkeeper in the World"

El-Erian, 56: ‘High probability’ of a Grexit

"What's happening on the ground means the situation is slipping out of the control of the politicians. I don't think that's being factored in enough"
Feldstein, 75: Favors "leave of absence" from the euro

Thugs rob SF TV crew, point gun at cameraman

"OK, looks like there’s some type of incident going on with Cara Liu out there. Not exactly sure what is going on. ... Let’s try to get more information on what’s going on with Cara. Hopefully, she’s doing OK, first off"

Columnist recalls when ‘the Germans starved Athens’

"Starving the city as people literally dropped dead in the streets and were left there ... I worry about my country, America, where useful idiots and schemers tell the people that what is happening over there could never, ever happen here ..."
Programming note: If you get the paywall, just type the headline in Google

Signed Grateful Dead guitar goes for $526,000

Played by Bob Weir before its purchase

Gasparino fends off critic accusing him of rumor-mongering

Charlie: "from my i banking source on why $TWTR wont be sold to $FB: 'Zuck wld face a shareholder revolt for paying up for asset he doesnt need'"
Critic: "Irresponsible to start the rumor and equally to say your banker friend rejects the notion' way to hedge it either way tho. Kudos"
Charlie: "tough luck pal i reported $twtr is open for a sale @Recode reported FB is interested and now i give u the other side"

Grateful Dead, 50, smash Soldier Field ticket record

70,764 breaks 67,936 sold for U2's 360 Tour in 2009

Steve Liesman, Bill Walton, hosting Dead’s pay-per-view

3 concerts, short documentary, interviews ...

Died: Nicholas Winton, 106, ‘Britain’s Schindler’

Associated Press: "While some in Britain were working to get Jewish intellectuals and communists out of Czechoslovakia, no one was trying to save the children — so Winton took that task upon himself"

Bill Griffeth: Sara and I didn’t coordinate purple attire

Bill: "This was not planned. Yes, we match, but it was nothing"
Sara: "We're just so in synch. We don't even have to tell each other"

9/11 hero, 63, wins $5 million lottery

"I didn't sleep for 2 days after it happened. My mind went totally blank"

Debbie Harry, now 70

Punk's princess"

Stephen King, 67, joins call for Maine gov’s resignation

"Has become a terrible embarrassment to the state I live in and love"

TV Land dumps ‘The Dukes of Hazzard’

Had been airing twice a day

17,000 pack Hollywood Bowl to see ‘Back to the Future’

L.A. Philharmonic performs score

Cook County Board president, 68, passing up Grateful Dead

"I am not a Grateful Dead fan"

Jeb Bush, 62, tries to win voters on transparency

"I made less than Chelsea Clinton"

‘Gambling client’

Not under any kind of investigation

Marcus Lemonis finds plenty of business for new project

CNBCfix review: Better have a plan for Camping World, or prepare for scolding

Former CNBC exec Bill Bolster, 71, makes Hall of Fame

"The two things that have meant the most to me are giving the commencement and receiving an honorary doctorate at Loras College, and the Iowa Broadcasters Hall of Fame. Because Iowa defined who I was"

2 homes burglarized as residents sleep

Cash taken in both cases

Robert Redford, 78: ‘Save the world before it’s too late’

"Everywhere we look, moderate weather seems to be going extinct"

Man in wheelchair, 20s, robs Queens bank, gets away

Received over $3,500, no dye pack, even helicopters couldn't track

Business Insider CMG headline not really matched by story

Apparently at least one person tweeted criticism

Super Bowl guest on ‘Halftime Report’ watched Carleton Sheets

"I was making more money in real estate than football"

Jeb Bush, 62, says he removed Confederate flag from Fla. capitol

"Racist symbol" in "recent, modern times," though "not perhaps at the beginning"

Gaga, 29, appears to be doing effective ab work

Apparently confuses Chicago festivals — or maybe not

Company that raises GOP cash closes 3rd call center

"Unforeseen circumstances;" 153 jobs lost

Ex-FSU Chief Osceola, 33, slashed to death in gumbo-spice fight

Paper: "According to police reports the 2 men were arguing over the amount of spice to put into Buddy's Seafood Market gumbo Tuesday where the two men worked. Thompson armed himself with a wooden board and Halley with a small wooden knife. Thompson then retreated and returned with a knife"

Greece wipes out Dow, S&P 500 gains for year

"It should be a reasonably isolated situation but we don't know that for sure"

NBC dumps Trump, 69, over immigrant comments

"Whatever they want to do is OK with me"
The comment: Mexicans "bringing drugs, they're bringing crime, they’re rapists and some, I assume, are good people"

Man, 47, dies when firework held to head explodes

Alcohol deemed factor; might not have realized object was lit


Flat: "Through the three and a half-hour, two-act concert, the colorfully clad crowd danced in the aisles or at their seats, cheered outstanding musical passages, sang along, waved their arms, and generally created a lively, festive atmosphere that was not matched by the performance onstage. If there was any sentimentality over the celebration of a golden anniversary and the passing of an era, it was only found in the audience"
Long strange ticket odyssey: "The happy energy was everywhere, including among those who walked around holding up a single digit, a Deadhead signal for needing a 'miracle,' which means needing a ticket, usually free. ... But not that many miracles were needed because a ticket with a face value of $200 could be had for as little as $39 on StubHub in recent days. The assumption is that speculators scooped them up in anticipation of a healthy aftermarket that did not materialize. There were 80 pages of available tickets on StubHub and though the concerts were a sellout, they were a soft sellout"

Fear of ban boosts sales of ‘Gone With the Wind’

"It seems a lot of people who ran to Amazon's virtual store are actually afraid that the film will be banned or pulled from circulation due to my column. And they haven't been shy about telling me about this concern in dozens of angry tweets and emails, no matter how many times I have tried to correct this erroneous impression on social media"

Man rents backyard tent in Silicon Valley for $900 a month

"Maybe they should build more affordable housing in Mountain View"

Theater mistakenly shows horror film instead of ‘Inside Out’

Mom: "I got our money back but the damage is already done ... my children are terrified and keep asking questions"

Loeb, 53, deletes Hillary gag that ended up on his Facebook page

"This widely circulated, old meme ended up on my Facebook page inadvertently and as soon as I was informed of it, I took it down. As a longstanding public supporter of gay and women's rights, it does not represent my views"

Citing Ben Affleck, 42, PBS suspends ‘Finding Your Roots’

Demands "independent genealogist" to review the show's contents

Icahn, 79, began selling ‘much of the stake’ in NFLX in late 2013

"Learned that when you are lucky and/or smart enough to have made a total return of 457% in only 14 months it is time to take some of the chips off the table"

Channing Tatum, 35, excited to meet Maria Bartiromo

"He was heard telling his entourage, 'Oh, the Money Honey is here?'"

Big bar fight brings charges against 8 people

"It included patrons hit with pool cues, an aluminum baseball bat, billiard balls, bar stools, glass beer mugs, bare knuckles and feet"

Oscars evicted from NYC screening room

"They're in the moving process now. They're trying to find a new home"

NYC: Whole Foods committed ‘worst case of overcharges’

Company: "Never intentionally used deceptive practices to incorrectly charge customers"

Died: Dick Van Patten, 86, Broadway, prime-time great

"He was the kindest man you could ever meet in life. A loving family man. They don't make them like him anymore"
Willie Aames: "I remember he'd tell us often before shooting a scene, he’d have that smile on the face — 'I want you all to look around and remember this time. These are the good old days. These are great days. So enjoy them.' He was the leader of our show"

CNBCfix review: Marcus Lemonis gives business curious mural

The chairs are mid-priced but the drama's cheap in Grafton Furniture overhaul

‘Seinfeld’ apartment going on public display

Soup Nazi: "I don't have anything, not even a piece of my own stuff"

Hollywood great James Horner, 61, dies in small-plane crash

"We have lost an amazing person with a huge heart and unbelievable talent. He died doing what he loved. Thank you for all your support and love and see you down the road"

Taxi drivers picket visit by SF mayor, 63, to Uber HQ

"Akin to the exploitative practices of the railroad barons of the 1850s, 60s"

Omaha native’s bedroom Beatles mural in peril after 38 years

"As goofy as this sounds, I remember very clearly being in L.A. in 1968, and my parents took us to an exhibit at the L.A. County Museum of Art. I remember seeing a Warhol and a Lichtenstein. When you see comic-book imagery and Campbell’s soup cans, it resonates"
Realtor's advice: "It's a distraction. In today's market, most people want a house that's done"

Sharon Epperson: 401(k) millionaires most memorable story ever

"You do not have to make a million dollars to retire with a million dollars"

Fla. mansion of Lou Holtz, 78, burned by lightning strike

Took 60 firefighters, 26 vehicles to extinguish

Young Anakin, Jake Lloyd, 26, allegedly led cops on chase

Gave name as Jake Broadbent; played pre-Jedi in "Phantom Menace"
Claimed role made childhood "hellish" because it led to bullying

Wife, 56, of Israeli interior minister apologizes for joke

"Do u know what Obama Coffee is? Black and weak"
Regret: "President Obama I shouldnt have written the inappropriate joke I heard. I like people no matter about their race and religion ... Sorry if I caused any offence to anyone. I hope I will stay married when my husband will land and hear what I did"

Apple caves to Taylor Swift, 25

"When I woke up this morning and I saw Taylor's note that she had written, it really solidified that we needed to make a change"

Died: Danny Villanueva, 77, kicker in Ice Bowl gave school millions

"An outstanding Aggie, a great football player and a generous philanthropist. He came from a small town in New Mexico and rose to become a very successful entrepreneur in both television and real estate" … "Danny will live on forever in our hearts and throughout our campus. We are a better university because of him, and that will never be forgotten"
"El Kickador": Last game was 1967 NFL Championship loss to Green Bay

Died: Ralph Roberts, 95, built Comcast into cable giant

"He remade the cable industry. When he started, it was a bunch of mom and pop businesses. He's shown that you can take that idea and transition it to a worldwide media business. The NBC thing will be his legacy"

2% by end of 2016?

JPM economist: Could be hike "every other meeting perhaps"

Carolin Roth in red on ‘Worldwide Exchange’

Seema Mody says she doesn't have FitBit

Buddhist monk, 66, stabbed by fellow monk in Oakland

"Was not dealing with his full faculties, from looking at the person"

Members carry guns to Minneapolis church

"We have to be aware that people don't discriminate. Even if a sign says 'don't bring guns or guns are banned' criminals are not going to follow the law. That is why they are called criminals"

Fresno State gets $4.9 million from Mountain West conference

Will help cover budget; $970,000 went to cover Hawaii Bowl expenses

Died: Nelson Doubleday Jr., 81, bought Mets in 1980 for $21 mil.

Turned around "entrenched" last-place franchise, profitable in 4 years
Bought out by Wilpon in 2002 for $135 million in public feud over valuation

Died: Jimmy Lee, 62, giant of Wall Street dealmaking

Colorful character known for calling clients at all hours and signing emails "your pal"
NYT: "Had Tom Brady, the quarterback of the New England Patriots, call Mr. Dimon to cheer him up and tell him to 'hang in there'"
Dimon: "An incomparable force of nature"
Schwarzman: "Jimmy was my closest friend in finance. It's hard to explain. He always gave someone the sense — and it was true — that he cared desperately about you"
Regrets ... or not: "In his top desk drawer, he kept a copy of the term sheet to become the No. 2 at Blackstone"

Mexico slams agenda of Trump, 69

"I think what he did is generate controversy, but not a plan"
Announcement: Campaign apparently paid actors $50 to cheer

Radio host suspended, linked hot weatherwoman to Blackhawks

Several people come to Cheryl Scott’s defense, including co-worker Jerry Taft

California ruling: Uber driver is employee, not contractor

"Assuming it’s upheld on appeal, it may be more than influential"

Goldman Sachs demands interns go home by midnight

"We'll make further changes when we identify areas we can improve"

Neil Young, 69, slams Trump, 69, over ‘Rockin’ In The Free World’

"Donald Trump was not authorized to use 'Rockin' In The Free World’ in his presidential candidacy announcement. Neil Young, a Canadian citizen, is a supporter of Bernie Sanders for President of the United States of America"

South Bend mayor, 33, comes out as gay in newspaper editorial

Notre Dame president "grateful to Mayor Buttigieg for his admirably honest, thoughtful and very personal statement, and endorse his call that we find a way to address difficult and often divisive issues together and without acrimony"

Died: Kirk Kerkorian, 98, humble, controversial Vegas mogul

Born: Fresno, 1917, Armenian immigrant parents from Ottoman Empire
Mother: Told teen son she attempted abortion
Tough: 29 wins as youth boxer; gained pilot's license
Schooling: 8th-grade dropout, left stigma for life
Pastimes: Going with the masses to the movies at local theaters

Keith Hernandez, 61, gets $3,000 a year in ‘Seinfeld’ royalties

"So you can imagine what Jerry gets. The principal actors, what they get"

Man, 68, hits 29 straight years attending College World Series

"Most embarrassing thing he’s done to try to buy a cheaper ticket: 'I listened to a book on tape about how to negotiate,' he says sheepishly. Did it work? 'Not really'"

Why don’t U.S. mayors gather to craft national Uber ordinance?

Vermont: "City Attorney Eileen Blackwood said regulation of rideshare businesses such as Uber is difficult because they differ in many ways from traditional cab companies. 'Technically, they're not even the same thing,' Blackwood said"
Illinois, same night: "The council, which will meet at 7 p.m. Monday in the council chambers of Uptown Station, also will consider an agreement with Bloomington regulating 'drivers for hire,' including Uber"

Motorcyclist, 22, charged in crash with cable-car operator

"Arrested nearby a short time later on suspicion of drunk driving"

Dwayne Johnson, 43, sideswipes car en route to movie set

Thanks truck owner for "being so cool about the whole thing"

Mandy Drury shows off leopard print to Pete Najarian

Guest host is all the buzz on "Fast Money"

Matthew McConaughey’s brother in new CNBC series

"Rooster and Butch, along with their close friend and confidant Gil Prather, invite ambitious entrepreneurs from across the country to come down to West Texas and make their case as Rooster and Butch believe in investing in people first, businesses second. The project, from The Ebersol Lanigan Company, stems from an idea Ebersol had a couple of years ago of a show about real investors, guys who 'wear boots not suits'"

Gen. David Petraeus, 62, touts elite schooling

Wall Street Week: "I think it helps a great deal. In part it is just the selection that takes place to get to an elite university"

Lots of diversity in projected Costolo successor list

Marissa seen as not a likely candidate

Died: Robert Chartoff, 81, produced ‘Rocky,’ ‘Raging Bull’

First "Rocky" cost $950,000: "I kind of believed we had something special. I never believed we would capture the whole world's imagination the way we did"

NYT writer: Twitter should focus on live events, may be ‘glorious’

His plan: "Say the NBA finals are heating up (which they are), and Twitter knows you like basketball. The app would send you a notification, tap to see the best tweets timed to the moment — with photos, videos, commentary and, of course, jokes all focused on that event"
Admits: "Tapping on NBA hashtags ... a messy experience ... lots of repetition ... boring tweets"

Stallone, 68, unable to get into Vogue offices with daughter

"Sly was a complete gentleman about it and didn’t make a scene. They waited, and when it became clear they couldn’t go up to the Vogue office, they left"

CNBC’s David Faber scoops News Corp. on Murdoch move

"This left the Wall Street Journal and New York Post twisting in the wind"

Dick’s done

Shares climb as much as 9%

Nobel winner, 72: Women cry when criticized, fall in love

"Light-hearted, ironic comment ... interpreted deadly seriously. I did mean the part about having trouble with girls. I have fallen in love with people in the lab and people in the lab have fallen in love with me and it's very disruptive to the science because it's terribly important that in a lab people are on a level playing field ... I'm really, really sorry I caused any offense, that's awful. I certainly didn't mean that. I just meant to be honest"

Next Grey book stolen

"Concerned the copy will be sold to media outlets or that it will be leaked online"

Alcohol sales at dubious restaurant cut off at 10:30 p.m.

Mayor: "At the end of the day, we want you to succeed, and you do have great food, but I haven't been bragging about it since I gave you the liquor license. And that is what is an issue and a problem here"

Carnival Cruise Line bans bottled beverages

Cracking down on "multiple issues" from alcohol smuggling

Writer: Why I’m breaking up with the Apple Watch

"I spend a lot of time in a world where products are shorthand for people, and I know too well the risks of having such semiology attached to myself"

Police skip Oakland protest

Paper: "Ended rather unceremoniously"

Grateful Dead promoter accused of greed by fans

"It's bad form. Let's take Phish, for example. I don't think they would do as well charging 150 or 200 dollars, but I think they could and still get away with it. But they don't. It just doesn't seem right"

Died: Mary Ellen Trainor, 62, appeared in legendary films

Met future husband Robert Zemeckis in 1979 while working on set of "1941"
"Forrest Gump," "Die Hard," "Lethal Weapon," "The Goonies," "Back to the Future Part II"

Female presence at Apple WWDC keynote falls short

it took nearly 40 minutes into the keynote for the first female speaker to be introduced

Man, 50, beaten up at Little Caesars after calling woman overweight

Paper: "She went to her car to get a crowbar, but before she could get in any blows, her son punched the man several times in the head, police said"

White House denies Obama, 53, made dollar comment

"The president did not state that the strong dollar was a problem"

Bill Walton, 62: 850 shows of the Dead, and counting

"I go for fun. But I also go to be healed, to think, to dream, to be inspired, and to see all my friends and family. I've been going for 48 years and these days, we have to wait a little bit longer in between the shows but there's five shows coming up. And I am convinced that if I yell, cheer, applaud and scream loud enough that just maybe, just maybe they'll come back for more"

Joe Montana, 58, calls Deflategate ‘no big deal’

Teams: "Everybody asks me if I am a 49ers fan or a Chiefs fan. I watch both of them and like both of them, but I grew up a Steelers fan. Once you are a Steelers fan, it is hard to get that out of your blood. I am also a big Roethlisberger fan. I really like Ben. He will be in that Hall of Fame someday"

AT&T’s Lily’s curves get noticed

Reader comment: "She got top and bottom! She's straight up gorgeous"

Lee Cooperman: Radical Islamic fundamentalism in top 2 concerns

Income disparity is other biggest problem facing Americans in next decade
Omitted: No mention of subpoena received by Omega Advisors

8 thugs at large after San Francisco home invasion

"2 men kept the 6 victims on the floor at gunpoint while the other 6 ransacked the house"

CNBC trounces MSNBC in daily demo viewers

Even worse in prime time

Industry guru slams CNBC advisor rankings

"9 out of 10 of CNBC’s 'Top Fee-Only' firms are not actually fee-only"

ABC improves ‘Oakland’ references in NBA Finals

"ESPN promised that 75% of the imagery featured in Game 1 would be of Oakland ... There were 11 Oakland images shown during the telecast ... 5 of those were of the Oracle Arena — blimp shots of a could-be-anywhere arena. 6 were of other, non-Larry Ellison-related places in Oakland"

PGA warns: Beware phony tickets to 2016 Ryder Cup

"There are outside groups that sell, hospitality and even go as far as saying it's on-site hospitality and we just want to make sure customers know what they're buying ... There's no guarantee that if I buy what we call from a pirate hospitality site, there's no guarantee that group is going to acquire tickets"

Marcus Lemonis: ‘I’m not here for television’

CNBCfix review: Host of "The Profit" delivers a whopper after initiating confab

San Francisco Giants bring political ‘base’ to Barack Obama, 53

Mays, Monte Irvin on hand

Pittsburgh columnist: Caitlyn, 65, is still a mister

"The image is no more — or less — a lie than any other magazine cover ... Have at it; whatever makes you feel pretty. Just know that, for every person cheering your courage, there are others wishing you were a bit more of a coward"
Olympics: IOC won't revoke gold medal

13 cans of whipping cream in SUV after woman’s 6th DUI

"They started sitting them on the car and they essentially ran out of room"

Ex-FBI agent, 44, accused of pocketing cash in drug raids

Paper: "He is accused of using the money to buy two new cars — a Dodge Challenger and a Scion FR-S — and outfit the vehicles with new equipment including speakers, rims and tires. He also spent $15,000 on cosmetic surgery for his wife and thousands more on a lavish Las Vegas vacation, according to the indictment"

Bond market rout

"For equities, the speed of the selloff has been a problem, and over a medium term bond yields higher are a good thing — they reflect inflation coming back, but it is a worry for now"

Golfer, 54, gets hole-in-one on 346-yard Par 4

"We learned that one of the guys in the foursome ahead of us was on the green putting, when suddenly my ball hit the fairway, rolled up, went across the green and right into the hole. I told the guy I was sorry my shot had hit into their foursome, but he said 'No, no, no! That was great to watch!'"

51-year-old Berkeley bookstore closing for good

"'I won't miss the sirens blasting by every day, or the people standing on the corner smoking cigarettes.' He added that, though the local buses are supposed to be 'clean energy,' the bus fumes that seeped into the store smelled bad too"

Newtown took Jenner name off high school stadium in 2001

"Officials felt slighted ... refused their request to help fund its renovation"
Prom date: "We danced close. We did kiss. He seemed to enjoy it"

Paulson, 59, gives Harvard $400 million

"There is nothing more important to improve humanity than education"

Bridgeport, Conn., ‘absolute worst’ city for summer travel

"The highest costs and hassles of getting there"
Mayoral reax: "Clearly has flawed methodology. But I also doubt the authors of this unfortunate study bothered to visit Bridgeport. As a city, we're not competing with West Palm Beach or Las Vegas for tourism dollars right now. Instead, we're competing and committed to making Bridgeport a city that works for everyone"

IRS may demand reporting $600 slot machine jackpots

AP: "The agency requires reporting on a single jackpot or win that's $1,200 or more for federal income-tax purposes. But it's floating the possibility of cutting that threshold in half"

Liz Warren, 65, rips Mary Jo White, 67, SEC tenure

"Extremely disappointing ... You have not been the strong leader that many hoped for — and that you promised to be"

VA denies WWII veteran, 99, admittance in California

Survived attack at Pearl Harbor, assault on Iwo Jima
"I was aboard a light cruiser. The USS Honolulu"

Seema Mody wows in mint green

Hears Wilfred Frost decry the existence of voicemail

Cramer settles with former neighbor before testifying

Paper: "Had invested 4.1 million from 2000 to 2003 in a real estate redevelopment firm called the Stone Foundation. Stone was to buy and redevelop properties to resell. ... However, the Cramers said Stone used the money for his own expenses and to buy three properties in Mexico"

GE warns Connecticut: Higher taxes may force us out

"Retroactively raising taxes again on Connecticut's residents, businesses and services makes businesses, including our own, and citizens seriously consider whether it makes any sense to continue to be located in this state"

Musk, 43: Incentives received because ‘voters’ want things fast

"The incentives that Telsa and SolarCity receive are a tiny, tiny, pittance compared to what the oil and gas industry receives every year"
L.A. Times response: "I'm actually surprised that he had such a sensitive reaction to this story because, really at its core, it's basically a business strategy story that's merely factual"

Oakland cops: Kiteboard teacher, 47, killed in deliberate car crash

"Investigators believe Vaughn had visited a local restaurant or bar before his death"

Ryan Seacrest, 40, company to stop selling iPhone keyboards

"I like the feeling of those keys"

Sallie Krawcheck, 50: Let women ‘act like women’

"We have an entire cottage industry that's now based on telling women to act like men. Right? And we- you know, you have to. You have to ask for the raise; you have to ask for the promotion. The tougher thing to do — is the power of diversity — is diversity. And so the smart companies around this allow women to act like women, allow people to act like themselves, and meet them where they are"

NBC still wants?

"Andy's contorting to figure out a way to keep Brian"

‘Wall Street Week’ — What does Icahn, 79, think of Buffett, 84?

Famed investor tells of hitting bottom in 1962, bouncing back in options

Hawaiian man, 47, impaled, killed by swordfish’s bill

"If you mess with them they defend themselves pretty good"

Paper: Elon Musk, 43, empire fueled by government subsidies

"He definitely goes where there is government money. That's a great strategy"
Paper: "Musk and his companies' investors enjoy most of the financial upside of the government support, while taxpayers shoulder the cost"

Died: Edward Gilligan, 55; AmEx heir apparent stricken on jet

CPR performed on flight, diverted to Green Bay
Company statement does not indicate ramifications on succession plan

CNBCfix review: Comeback speech of Dick Fuld, 69, a bust

Apparently scolds technician on the air; sarcastically tells crowd to eat
Clanging of dirty dishes heard throughout 9-minute excerpt that lauded Lehman
Defended by panelists on CNBC's "Halftime Report" and "Fast Money"
Guests: Conference-goer walks out
New York Times: "Rambling speech ... frequent references to his resilience"

‘Wall Street Week’ — can you really outtrade the pros?

Odds may be no better than a casino trip

Dennis Hastert, 73, suddenly off CME board, website

"A spokesman for the CME did not return a call for comment"

Amazon brings same-day delivery to Atlanta Prime customers

Must spend $35 and put in orders before noon

Indictment: Pair got ATMs to spew 20 times requested cash

"Used their own debit cards, and paid other people to use their debit cards"

iPad trial halts after lawyer, 48, is arrested

Paper: "Acknowledged Thursday that he is facing methamphetamine, identity theft and numerous other charges in both San Mateo and Marin counties"
Defense: "I expect to be exonerated fully on everything. No, absolutely I think I'm competent, and when I get my head screwed on, I don't think there's another attorney that can outwork me. There's going to be smarter lawyers out there, but no one's going to work harder than I will"

Man, 58, accused of firing at ATV rider

Released on $160 bail

Walgreen chairman: Obama, 53, made us ‘whipping boy’

"They took the license to, and everyone who wanted to make hay of the situation regarding their agenda politically started taking public relations shots, talking about the inversion"

Died: Dennis Sheehan, 68, tour manager for U2

"Everyone who works with the band is heartbroken. This has come as a huge shock, but the view is that Dennis would have wanted the show to go on. But that could be subject to change"

Pittsburgh aims to control Kenny Chesney, 47, crowd

Paper: "Mr. Chesney, his fans and Heinz Field and Pittsburgh officials received much criticism for events at his last Pittsburgh show in 2013. Police arrested and cited dozens for fighting, public intoxication, disorderly conduct and underaged drinking, and Allegheny General’s emergency room was busy with patients suffering from heat exhaustion and intoxication. One estimate said as much as 50,000 to 60,000 pounds of garbage was left in parking lots on the North Side mainly due to tailgating"

Kitten, 5 weeks, rescued after being dropped 12-15 feet by hawk

Paper: "The kitten’s mother was on the ground below, hissing at the hawk, Gage said"

Gary Busey, 70, forgot he appeared on ‘Entourage’ TV show

"I go, 'Are you [bleeping] with me right now?' — and he wasn't. I don't think he remembered it"

Ex-employee robbed Sprint store twice in 3 months: police chief

Paper: "It didn't take police long to set up a sting operation to catch the suspects"

Software glitch can cause iPhones to crash

Occurs with specific string, including Arabic characters

No Love, no problem: LeBron, 30, on verge of dethroning MJ

"The only thing that he's missing is a couple more championships and then it's a wrap. Right now we have arguably the best player to ever play the game. I'm just saying man. I'm not taking anything away from Jordan, but all (James is) missing is titles. A couple of more titles and that's it"

‘The Profit’ — Cupcake maker’s problems mysteriously vanish

CNBCfix review: Show implies restaurant deal, but they're not yet on the menu

Wal-Mart employees praised for handling of N. Dakota shooting

"The employees did a really, really good job at getting everybody together. Like I told the manager at Wal-Mart, it was like they had practiced. ... They kept their cool, and they were communicating between radios"

Yellen, 68, skipping Jackson Hole

Let the speculation begin

Seema Mody wows in cream-colored outfit

Solo duties on "Worldwide Exchange"

Robert Redford, 78, to grads: It’s a ‘pretty rough’ world out there

"You've got climate change, you've got debt, you've got wars, you've got political paralysis ... The story I think can be retold, and I really believe that you’re the ones to do it. You're the ones to retell this story, and God knows it is a story that needs to be retold. If we're going to have any kind of future at all, it has to be retold"
Received honorary degree "because of his enduring commitment to the environment, to the arts and to paving the way for others to succeed. We honor him because of his commitment to open expression of ideas and his dedication to the power of artful storytelling"

Died: Marty Pasetta, 82, Oscars director hit by alleged drunk’s car

Paper: "Stewart, 75, had stopped his vehicle on Via Conquistador to drop two passengers off, according to the sheriff's department. He then went to exit his vehicle but left the car's transmission engaged, causing him to crash into his passengers, who at that point had already exited the vehicle"
Credits: Directed Elvis' 1973 "Aloha From Hawaii"

Same old, same old

"It's basically the first summer Friday. It's before a long weekend"

Gasparino: Only the fat cats really getting ahead

"Listen, the stock market's better, but who's making money? Me. Fat cat Gasparino and all the fat cats at Fox. We're doing great! The average person hasn't done well. Wages are sh----. If you write code, you get a job. If you want to flip burgers, you can probably get a job. It's the stuff in the middle that's getting tight"
Ron Insana: "He'd been saying stuff about me behind the scenes, and then one day he said it on Twitter, and I lost it"
Cramer: "Jim Cramer’s a friend of mine. I don’t think he’s evil. I think there’s a perception that he’s out there to screw people. He’s not. Listen, the best hitters in baseball hit .300, right? Warren Buffett has screwed up a gazillion times"
Move: "I was making pretty good money at CNBC. Did I get paid more by Fox Business Network? Absolutely"
Stock-picking: "One of the things I like about Fox Business Network is that we don’t tout stocks, unlike CNBC. I worked at the other network and have a lot of friends there, but that’s a network of touting. Be very suspicious of that. You always step on your dick when you listen to touts"
Advice: "If you’re 30 years old, the biggest thing you should be doing is saving and dividing the money into a stock portfolio. You don’t necessarily need a broker to do that, by the way. Open a Charles Schwab account"
CNBCfix comment: Nice interview, but first 4 questions kinda weak

Huge spike in interest for Don Draper retreat center

"We love the increased attention because it drives people to our website and our catalog"

3% millionaire surcharge sinks in Illinois House

Speaker: “Certain people in this state have been very fortunate, and we want to ask them to give more to the educational system"

Suit: Morgan Stanley broker, 57, had affair with incapacitated client

Named Barron's top woman financial adviser in 2012 and 2013
Allegations against bank disputed: "We're saying that that's a bunch of bulls--t"

Volunteers ordered out of California oil cleanup

"It's poison. It's unbelievable. You just want to see it go away. I saw black. I thought it could be kelp, but it just turned blacker and blacker and it just rolled in — it’s like 'Oh my gosh'"

Hanergy failed to repay bank loans

"The share sales escalated after debtors made little progress in negotiations with the company over the defaults, those sources said"

Uber driver gets $472 ticket from airport cop

"(The officer) came out of his car and said, 'Do you have a permit and do you know that you need a permit to operate on airport property?' I said, 'No'"
Explanation: "We've given them ample warnings multiple times. For those that just didn't want to do it, we really felt we had no choice but to issue tickets"

Man, 23, dies skateboarding on college campus

"Traveling too fast to make a left-hand turn onto Quaker Hill Road"

Oakland to pay journalist $9,500 for jaywalking ticket

"Even if some of these tickets are technically legitimate, it's actually being used as a way of gathering information on protesters, which is chilling to their free speech"

Ex-student admits burglarizing cop’s home over ticket

"He was trying to get in through the living room window. He was tangled in the blinds. I struggled with him and hollered for my wife to get my gun"

Former Islanders con man John Spano, 50, guilty again

"After that second prison stint, Spano was hired as a driver for a company that provides laundry services to medical facilities, police said. He was promoted to salesman, which is when he began creating the fake accounts for which he was paid commissions. Police said he ran the operation from an office he set up inside a self-storage unit"

$75,000 in Grateful Dead prints stolen

AP: "The most valuable is a hand-painted, 1966 original Stanley Mouse/Alton Kelley Family Dog skeleton with roses, which was listed in the auction for $25,000"

Mandy Drury wows in skin-tone belt

New outfit on "Power Lunch"

PAA pipeline leak spills 21,000 gallons of crude off California coast

"Plains deeply regrets this release has occurred and is making every effort to limit its environmental impact"

Screech, 37, wants to call concealed-carry witness at trial

Paper: "Last week's sudden postponement of a final pretrial hearing had suggested a plea deal may have been in the works, but on Tuesday the judge and lawyers discussed details of the trial now set for next week"

Prince Charles, 66, shakes hands with Gerry Adams, 66

Time: "Reporters asked the Sinn Fein leader if he apologized for the killing of Mountbatten. Adams brushed off the question, noting that 3 other people, including a 14-year-old grandson of Mountbatten and a 15-year-old Northern Irish boy, were killed at the same time. 'One couldn’t help but be regretful about the loss, particularly when there are children involved,' Adams said"

Flight instructor, 24, allegedly steals plane, disappears

"I can't say that we’ve ever investigated a case quite like this before"

Middle finger displayed at Milwaukee school board meeting

"An apology only goes so far for a public official in that kind of setting"

City paying USBank $54,000 to manage $36 million

"We've been fairly passive with investments to date"

Resident, 77, is surprised to find burglars, guns both down

"The victim armed himself after a confrontation, discharged his firearm at the subjects"

12 months, you’re done: Arizona shrinks welfare window

"I tell my kids all the time that the decisions we make have rewards or consequences, and if I don't ever let them face those consequences, they can't get back on the path to rewards. As a society, we are encouraging people at times to make poor decisions and then we reward them"

Restored ‘Third Man’ premieres at Cannes

"You know what the fellow said: In Italy, for 30 years under the Borgias, they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance. In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, they had 500 years of democracy and peace — and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock"

Died: Gunther Kohn, 88, fled Germany at 13, fought Nazis

Father sent 2 daughters to South America

Texas bans cities from banning fracking

Critics: "You would think that when scientists are getting more clarity about the connections between fracking and disposal wells with swarms of earthquakes, state politicians would want to provide higher levels of protection for people’s homes and families"

N.Y. tourist, 71, taking picture tumbles into Yellowstone canyon

Luckily fall broken at top of 200-foot drop

Jeff Gundlach, 55: CNBC commentators ‘don’t get it’

"The long bond wants the Fed to raise interest rates"

Mike Novogratz: ‘I think Obama will go down as a disappointment’

Tells "Wall Street Week": "I think deep down, while he gives a great speech and he's very smart and intellectual, he didn't really want or understand what it took to, to be the president"

Kevin Krim leaving CNBC; Hoffman ‘disappointed’

Memo: "Despite best efforts on both sides, over several months, I'm disappointed to let you know that Kevin Krim has decided to leave CNBC"
CNBCfix comment: Should've had it edited first ... "I'm disappointed to let you know that Kevin Krim has decided to leave CNBC despite best efforts on both sides for months"

Paraglider smashes into cliff, dies

Pronounced dead at the scene

Woman, 25, shot in the butt at party

Another suffers graze wound to the neck

Bus driver goes off bridge under construction at casino

Rescued dangling: "We're thankful he's alive"

Died: Garo Yepremian, 70, kicker famed for Super gaffe

"Every airport you go to, people point and say, 'Here's the guy who screwed up in the Super Bowl. After a while it bothers you. If it was anybody else he would go crazy, but fortunately I'm a happy-go-lucky guy"

$100 million in Lyft

"Ride-sharing is poised to become a fundamental component of our transportation infrastructure"

Ken Griffin, 46: Most powerful figure in hedge funds?

"Some continue to view the firm as a challenging place to work with high turnover"
"Citadel receives about 20,000 resumes each year, according to a person with knowledge of the firm's hiring, and offers positions to about 2 percent of the pool"

Giant lines at new In-N-Out location

"Lol pray for everyone who works at the In-N-Out in Alameda"

Avon hoax embarrasses SEC filing system

"The SEC has so many forms being filed, I don't think it can check every one. But I think they could do a better job acting as a gatekeeper"
Knuckleheads bid up the stock: Shares touch $8

Skateboarders brawl with easel-swinging artists

"The one guy in particular was yelling at women ... corporate businesswoman walking around and he was yelling about really rude stuff and we told him, 'don't do that down here.' ... The vendors pulled out a hammer ... I don't know how that happened ... The vendor threw a hammer at the skateboarder. That's crazy!"

Ralph Acampora is bullish

"Don't fight the trend"

‘The Profit’ premiere: Green Day gets booked for Sam Ash concert

Drum-maker facing shaky future pulls out the connections to land intermediate kit in store

Wasn’t sure: Jeb Bush, 62, says he’s running for president

"I'm running for president in 2016 and the focus is going to be about how we — if I run — how do you create high sustained economic growth where more people have a chance to earn success"

Gasparino: ‘Lame’ economy excuses could sink Hillary, 67, campaign

"Secular stagnation"

Morgan Stanley fined $2 million for inaccurate short positions

"Regulators have increasingly been enforcing a 'broken windows' policy"

San Francisco demands MCD clean up drug activity at Haight site

"Legally on the hook"

Sales of Brady, 37, jersey soar after suspension

"We generally do not see an overall lift in sales if the news with a team is not favorable"

Harry Reid, 75, denounces NFL’s Patriot punishment

"The Redskins name is a racist name. So I wish the commissioner would act as swiftly and decisively in changing the name of the DC team as he did about not enough air in a football"

Harriet Tubman wins poll to put woman’s face on $20 bill

"Our work won’t be done until we're holding a Harriet $20 bill in our hands in time for the centennial of women's suffrage in 2020"

Steve Schwarzman, 68: Harvard admits rejection a mistake

"He wrote me a few years ago saying, 'I guess we got that one wrong'"

Moody’s downgrades Chicago to junk status

"The city's options for curbing growth in its own unfunded pension liabilities have narrowed considerably"

Google admits 11 accidents involving self-driving cars

"Light damage, no injuries ... Not once was the self-driving car the cause of the accident"

CNBC’s Brian Sullivan emceeing Brooklyn Law School gala

Professor Joe Crea, 100, is featured honoree June 11

Morgan Stanley sells oil unit to Castleton

"Aligns well with our goal of becoming a top-tier, global multi-commodity merchant"

Cement truck falls on car of Andrew Young, 83

"At home resting"

Sister Helen Prejean, 76, thinks Tsarnaev really is sorry

"I have every reason to believe he was sorry for what he did"
Prosecutor: "Sister, you're not based in Massachusetts, are you? You don't live here"

Missing Penn State student, 23, found safe

"Just needed a timeout"

Cleveland asks court to reconsider ‘Jock Tax’ ruling

"The court said former Chicago Bears linebacker Hunter Hillenmeyer, who filed the suit, is due a partial refund from Cleveland"

Scottish beauty, 30, takes over Chicago’s beleaguered Techweek

"The controversial ad last year promoted the charity event with photos of two young women in top hats and form-fitting outfits ... Techweek, which brought women in bikinis to its Fall 2013 fashion show, canceled the charity event last June and apologized for the 'oversight'"

Lynda Carter, 63, endorses Hillary, 67, for president

"My husband and I have known the Clintons since 1983 or '84. We're family friends. Hillary has never changed, she has always been the smartest person in the room"
On Clinton cash: "Why people begrudge them any money they can make. If they're not in public office — so what! Go after the big golden parachutes that corporations get. All the rest of it is just nonsense"

‘Wall Street Week’: Mr. Smith goes to SALT

Breadstick sandwiches, juice production capacity mark 4th episode

Airport workers driving luggage carts collide; 1 dies

"Resources are on site to support our Southwest Family at Midway"

Boone Pickens, 86, at SALT: Liz Warren, 65, wrong on high school


Hiker finds Reese Witherspoon, 39, boot from ‘Wild’

"If you look at the movie poster, it's that boot"
Danner made the boots Witherspoon wore in film, sells them as Mountain Light Cascade

Sen. Ron Wyden, 66, notably absent from Obama Nike event

President: "He's in Washington, D.C., as we speak, quarterbacking this effort on behalf of Oregon small-business owners and workers"
Paper: "Wyden is up for re-election next year and his absence could be a sign of how deeply the trade fight has angered much of the Democratic base"

Gentle Ben: Bernanke, 61, gets ‘warm reception’ at SALT

"Even some critics seemed giddy at the prospect of meeting him at the conference"
Social policy: Richard Branson calls war on drugs "unmitigated disaster"
Rates: No consensus at conference over timing of hike

Drunkard, 25, tried to reheat pizza on car’s dashboard: cops

Arrested twice in evening, 15 minutes apart

Bitcoin exchange itBit is 1st to get N.Y. bank charter

Lawsky: "The technology behind bitcoin and other virtual currencies could ultimately hold real promise, and it is critical that we set up appropriate rules of the road"

Woman, 47, who poisoned husband’s Lucky Charms skips bail

"It's unlikely we’re ever going to see her again"

Loeb, 53, bashes Buffett, 84, at SALT Conference

"I love reading Warren Buffett's letters. I love how he criticizes hedge funds, yet he had the first hedge fund. I love that he criticizes activists, yet he was an activist. He criticizes financial services companies, yet he invests in them. He thinks we should all pay more taxes but loves to avoid them"
Novogratz: China "ready to enter one of the great bull markets that we've seen"
Paulson: "Flashing sign reminded the audience that his comments were off the record"

Gov to Chicago: No bailout

"The city, like the state, is at a tipping point. We can't continue governing from crisis to crisis bandaging over problems while we slowly slide down the scale of great cities"

Black & red: Carolin Roth, Seema Mody on ‘Worldwide Exchange’

Question if Yellen is contra-indicator

Bicyclist caught throwing lock at car

"I felt like (the bicyclist) was being abusive, like he was baiting the driver"
Fellow rider defends: "The conflict originated with the vehicle with the most wheels"

Roger Altman, 69, predicts stock ‘correction’

"Some of the social media sector is very highly valued"

Woman, 24, sues: Used-car salesman groped, offered discount

Woman's friend, 18: "Told the officer that she'd initially been in the dealership with the woman, but she's 'addicted to Facebook' and went out to her car to charge her phone"
Salesman's defense: "Woman told him that she'd be willing to 'get busy' in exchange for a lower down payment, that he initially said no, but then caved in because 'I am an idiot'"

Oregon may partially end ban on self-serve gasoline

"Numerous times, I've been woken in the middle of the night by the sheriff's dispatch because we have folks who follow their phones and aren't very smart and don't fill up till their gas lights are on. Out of the goodness of our hearts we get up in the middle of the night and fuel them so they can get on their way"

Several hundred protesters expected for Obama in Nike-land

"Shipping jobs away"

Yellen, 68, opines on stocks

"I would highlight that equity market valuations at this point generally are quite high"

Rick Sherlund ‘doubtful’ MSFT makes bid for CRM

"I think Oracle probably makes the most sense"

Taxicab company owner’s political sign draws protest

"Things I trust more than Obama, a Palestinian on a motorcycle"
Explanation: "To me, this reminds me of action movies where the hero is trying to get away, but is chased on a motorcycle by a man who has a knife or gun. It's like Indiana Jones being chased through the desert. It's a joke"
Offered protesters bottles of water and chairs to sit down, "all refused the offers"

Flight attendant sues, got drenched in raw sewage at airport

"Says she has suffered severe psychological harm as a result of the incident, and a loss of quality of life. She suffers from panic and anxiety in small and crowded spaces, requires regular medical attention and counseling, and has been diagnosed with PTSD ... has been rendered incapable of performing marital duties including sex ... In the days after, became severely depressed, couldn’t sleep and had the sensation that bugs were eating away at her skin"

Dead inducted into Madison Square Garden Walk of Fame

Bob Weir, Bill Kreutzmann and Jerry Garcia’s daughter Trixie will attend the event Monday

Tributes for Dave Goldberg, 47

President Barack Obama: “He was generous and kind with everybody, and cared less about the limelight than making sure that the people he worked with and loved succeeded in whatever they did. His skills as an entrepreneur created opportunity for many; his love for his family was a joy to behold, and his example as a husband and father was something we could all learn from"
Sheryl Sandberg: "Things will never be the same, but the world is better for the years my beloved husband lived"
SurveyMonkey success: "Leader in its field valued at close to $2 billion"

Dennis Gartman: Einhorn, 46, ‘terribly, terribly wrong’ on oil

"Most people don't understand how the futures function"

Maine mulls dropping income tax, but with no alternative

No matter: "When you put into the Constitution a protection for free speech, no one told you how to protect it"

Mini Cooper, apparently empty, goes off California cliff

"Sitting upright, but had significant roof damage"

Protesters commandeer Oakland City Council meeting

"Other jurisdictions would not put up with this"

Johnny Manziel, 22, moves from downtown to golf community

"Golf has been a constructive outlet since his return, the source said"

Detective executing narcotics warrant dies of natural causes

"Started to feel ill while working and asked a colleague to drive him to a hospital"

Died: Michael Blake, 69, wrote ‘Dances With Wolves’

Spent years living out his car and on friends' couches while writing novel
Family: "The couple met through the actor Viggo Mortensen, a close friend of Blake's and Mortensen Blake's cousin. They married in 1993 and have three teenage children, all named after Native Americans that the couple admires"

Yellen, 68, met with firm in leak probe

"Nothing Medley Global Advisors reported in October ... could have been conveyed in June, and let me assure you that, in any case, I did not convey any confidential information"

Golfer, 61, sinks $50,000 hole-in-one on birthday

"I knew it was a good shot, but I had no idea it would go in the hole. I figured I'd left myself maybe a 6-, 7-footer for birdie"

NetJet pilots demonstrate during Buffett, 84, CNBC interview

Warren: They "have a good job"
Munger, 91, more concerned about running out of hydrocarbons than climate change

Sheldon Adelson, 81, denies knowledge of ‘exorcism strategy’

"Never heard the phrase"

Pair of burglars, 26 & 28, gunned down by homeowner

"Information to this point shows the homeowner acted in self-defense"

Woman, 22, gets 24 years for crashing after drunken tweet

"2 drunk 2 care"

Died: Grace Lee Whitney, 85, ‘Star Trek’ original

"When I told the fans I was an alcoholic, they all applauded. When I told them I had given myself to a higher power, they cheered again. I’m in a great place because I’ve gone full circle"

Fox News admits mistakenly reporting Baltimore police shooting

"And the truth is, according to police, there is no gunshot victim. Nobody has been shot. No police officer has pulled the trigger. And on behalf of Mike Tobin and the rest of our crew there and the rest of us at Fox News, I am very sorry for the error and glad we were able to correct it quickly"

Bodysurfers brave 15-foot waves at The Wedge

"You're just super-alert to where you're positioned, because the worst-case scenario is you land with your head on the sand"

Lee Cooperman, 72: Feds costing kids chance at college education

"The amount of money, the legal fees, it's gonna cost us [will] deprive a bunch of kids of a college education ... Unfortunately no matter how hard you work for your money, and no matter what social good you do with your money, if you have money today, you're out of favor. Look at Hillary Clinton. I got nothing negative- too negative to say about her. But basically, she's already on the stump, attacking hedge funds, attacking wealthy people, and she's probably as wealthy as all the people she's attacking"

Died: David Goldberg, 47, husband of Sheryl Sandberg

Dick Costolo: "Heartbreaking ... one of the truly great people on the planet ... of almost unimaginably remarkable character"

Carl Icahn, 79: Junk-bond market trading ‘ridiculously high’

CNBCfix review: Streamlined show delivers remarkable interview

Meat Loaf, 67, cancels State Fair show days after it’s announced

No reason; was to perform with Styx, Tesla

Jim Kelly, 55, electrifies draft with stirring speech

"I want to thank everyone all over the world, especially my NFL family, for all of your prayers. Last year I was in the hospital not knowing if I would be here this year"

Man, 83, dies in head-on crash at casino

Crossed center line for "unknown reason;" woman in other car chips tooth

Boos rain on Goodell, 56

"So. Very. Many. Boos. They put to rest the notion that moving the draft from New York to Chicago might result in kinder, gentler treatment. The boos may not have been as loud and lusty as they are in NYC, but Chicagoans made up for it with commitment. They were booing as every single pick was announced"
Gaffe: Pronounces quarterback "Marcus Marioto"
Steelers draft Bud Dupree: "He was certainly the highest player left on our board"
According to coach: "football junkie and historian"

Chicago Cubs owner, 51, apologizes for T-shirt slur of Italians

"Earlier in the evening, during some light-hearted banter on the MLB Network, I used a term that was offensive to some of our fans and Italian-Americans. Of course, I was wrong and I apologize. I hope all will be forgiven as we value the contributions of Italian-Americans to America’s pastime and the Chicago Cubs"

Writer: NFL Draft ‘un-American’

"Would we tell the a once-in-a-lifetime engineering grad who wants to negotiate a position and salary at the top tech firm in the Silicon Valley, 'No, actually, you're required to work for the sector's laughingstock, a company managed by incompetents with no clear vision of the future — at a fixed salary that's set by a third party"

Goldman Sachs putting millions into bitcoin company

"A vote of confidence"

Thugs in masks rob pharmacy during power outage

"Walked into the pharmacy quickly, each heading down a separate aisle to confront her and an employee at the cash register"
"By all rights, we should have been closed. He took every cent of money we had in the register. He said, 'Give me all your drugs,' and she just started dumping what they wanted. They took quite a bit. I was just looking at that gun, thinking, 'This is going to be it'"

Intoxicated motorcyclist, 29, dies after colliding with dog

46 mph in 20 mph zone: "Toxicology tests showed that Bacon's blood alcohol content was .16, double the legal limit. He also tested positive for drugs, including methamphetamine, according to a police report"
Furthermore: "A police investigator who examined Bogue's (sic) motorcycle said the vehicles (sic) braking ability might have been reduced due to grease leaking from a hub seal on the front wheel. He said the grease saturated one of the rotors and brake calipers"
Officer Friendly: "An officer who spoke with Bogue provided him with a blanket to transport the dog to the hospital. Bogue returned to the scene to talk to officers immediately after the dog died"
But: City Attorney's Office hasn't decided if dog owner will be cited for allegedly violating the city's leash law … "carries a fine of $25, not including court costs and fees"

Gundlach considers 100-times bet against the bund

"Let's say you leverage up the German 2-year 100 times, that’s a 20% return"

Sweetheart deal saves Tavern on the Green $1 mil. a year

"5 years seems uncharacteristically long, but then this is an unusual investment"

CNBC christens San Francisco location

"A small, portable desk was used with an acrylic CNBC@1Market sign placed in front"

Politician calls state legislator ‘boozehound’

"During his Senate campaign Bisignano was stopped for drunken driving in Altoona and eventually pleaded guilty to operating while intoxicated. He served two days in jail, and was required to perform 80 hours of community service. The incident was Bisignano's third OWI arrest"
Perspective: "If this is what passes for a political scandal in Iowa, we should be pretty grateful. It's not as if I was manufacturing meth; I don't have any bodies buried in my backyard. I called a guy some names, shouldn't have done it and I apologized"

George Bush, 68: ‘Hell, I’d be popular too if I owned NBC News’

"Just remember the guy who slit Danny Pearl’s throat is in Gitmo, and now they're doing it on TV"

‘Wall Street Week:’ Indirect clarification from Larry Fink

Say something at a restaurant, you might make national news

Thug, 21, robs resident doing yard work

2nd individual being sought

Sorry, Mr. President: ‘family commitment’

"Wouldn’t be surprised if an earlier comment by White House press secretary Josh Earnest might have played a role in 12’s decision to skip the fete"

American Indian actors quit Adam Sandler, 48, movie

"Right from the get-go, it didn't feel right. But we it let it go"

Man, 53, dies in fall from 2nd-floor porch

Had gone out for cigarette

Female off-duty cop, 41, menaces driver with gun on highway: cops

"Allegedly pointed a loaded firearm at another vehicle while passing it"

New ‘Wall Street Week’ a long way from Owings Mills

CNBCfix review: Despite provocative Gundlach calls, flashy CNBC-like Times Square setting, emphasis on making millions at odds with original program's mom-and-pop advice

5,056.06 — Nasdaq record!

"The market I think is looking at the various technical levels and is looking at whether it is going to break up or break down. It seems to want to go higher but every time it reaches the 2,108 level it breaks down"

Couple gives Chicago museum $400 million in pop art treasures

"Now, we have nine major Warhol pieces to add to the single work we already owned, and we can tell the story of Pop Art more fully, and of the artist who had such an impact"

Grateful Dead Chicago shows available on pay-per-view

"Shows in Santa Clara, Calif., will also be broadcast live through an online webcast"

Man, 44, allegedly stole tornado relief supplies

"After his relative’s home was cleared of debris, the 44-year-old stuck around the area and continued collecting tubs of items donated to the relief effort, sheriff’s police said"

Cramer, 60, wedding mentioned in N.Y. Times

Lisa Detwiler, 49: "I remember saying that there was no way I was going to go out with that bald, screaming man. But then the person who set us up reminded me that I had been spending too much time at home watching television with my dog"

David Letterman, 68, bombs with sexist joke

Advises grads: "Treat a lady like a wh--e, and a wh--e like a lady"

Seema Mody in fuchsia on ‘Worldwide Exchange’

Reads tweet on air: "Richard says, he would pay for lunch with Jim Cramer, or myself, this is just silly; I can't do this ... as long as you treat me to steak or fries, I'm good to go"
Louisa Bojesen: "Absolutely brilliant"

Died: Betty Willis, 91, designed ‘Welcome to Las Vegas’ sign

1959: "We thought the town was fabulous, so we added the word"

Cops: Uber driver, 38, deliberately mowed down bicyclist

"Began yelling at the driver and banging on his window"

Book: Overseas donors enriched Bill, 68, Hillary, 67

"pattern of financial transactions involving the Clintons that occurred contemporaneous with favorable US policy decisions benefiting those providing the funds"

Business Insider: ‘Wall Street Week’ not discussed at CNBC

"Some insiders say it's because CNBC doesn't care; others say that it's because CNBC reporters were forbidden from tweeting about the show or from going to the premiere party in New York City the Tuesday before it aired"

Car thief, 47, caught after 200-mile chase: cops

"Arrested the driver Monday in Baker, a Mojave Desert pit stop on the route to Las Vegas"

De Blasio, 53, hoping to be drafted for presidential run

Apparently hopes to experience McGovern-like victory over Muskie

Jeff Gundlach, 55, warns of high-yield crisis in 2 years

Tells reborn "Wall Street Week" debut: "One thing that is really important that nobody talks about or thinks about is that the entire life of the junk bond market has been secularly declining interest rates"

Billy Dee Williams, 78: Smooth reputation overstated

"I don't know why everybody thinks I'm smooth. I think I'm just a pretty silly person, really"
Obviously, kind of a slow final day at "Star Wars" fan convention

Woman, 50, dies after repeated punches to face

"Drugs may have played a role in the dispute"

Bloomberg blackout — terminals down more than 2 hours

Minimal info: "No one at Bloomberg LP was available to explain the outage"

Pretty ESPN reporter, 28, berates female parking attendant

"Yep, that’s all you care about, is just taking people’s money. With no education, no skillset, just wanted to clarify that. ... Do you feel good about your job? So I could be a college dropout and do the same thing? Why, cause I have a brain and you don't? ... Maybe if I was missing some teeth they would hire me, huh? 'Cause they look so stunning ... 'Cause I’m on television and you're in a f------ trailer, honey ... Lose some weight, baby girl"

Reuters slowly catching up with this site’s ‘Wall Street Week’ report

Looks like words missing in 2nd paragraph; fails to note project announced a year ago and not just in February; several CNBC guests are advisors; new show debuts Sunday

1/3 making $75,000 or more living paycheck to paycheck

"Average 401(k) plan participant over age 50 contributing $9,100 per year"

Class champ: Spieth, 21, still loyal to John Deere tournament

"I’m coming back. You guys helped launch my career, and I'll always be appreciative"

De Blasio, 53, skips Tribeca fest after De Niro, 71, slam

"I don't have many opinions on de Blasio. We don’t get any support at this point. There’s nothing"

Seema Mody tells what she would ask Vladimir Putin, 62

"I would like to know, the man himself, Vladimir Putin, has he ever been in love, is he ever gonna get married, that's what I would like to know"

L.A. schools mull legal action over botched iPad program

"While Apple and Pearson promised a state-of-the-art technological solution ... they have yet to deliver it"

Illinois gov, 58, ‘afraid’ Chicago schools headed to bankruptcy

"The schools belong to taxpayers and the parents. They should decide what gets collectively bargained. They should decide, do teachers have to join a union to teach their children? If they want that, terrific"

Uber, Lyft may be OK at LAX

Garcetti also wants to collect taxes on Airbnb

Blue & golden: Seema Mody & Nancy Hulgrave on ‘Worldwide’

CNBC producer in spotlight in Madrid

Subway employee tackles, disarms thug, forces out accomplice

No arrests made

Man, 50, seriously hurt trying to drive car off parking garage roof

"The car instead flipped over onto its roof"

Real estate agent, 48, allegedly stole $145,000 from clients

"Accepted deposits totaling $145,300 from clients purchasing a home. But instead of using the money for its intended purpose, he kept the money for himself, according to authorities. Prosecutors also claim Simons wrote himself unauthorized checks from the agency’s account for business and personal expenses. Other brokers at the company discovered the scheme when they noticed the shortages"

Knicks win meaningless game, likely lose No. 1 overall

"In terms of our future, it has no bearings on these guys' lives"

Seema Mody takes day off, gets haircut

Back on "WorldWide Exchange" after long weekend

Knucklehead: Alaska Airlines worker dozes in jet’s cargo hold

Emergency landing after 14 minutes in air

‘Clinton people’ fume over de Blasio, 53, dis of Hillary, 67

"Some of Hillary's biggest bundlers are like, 'WTF?'"

Bill Kreutzmann, 68, touring in support of memoir

May 5: Deal: My Three Decades of Drumming, Dreams and Drugs with The Grateful Dead

Lawyer requests: 45 days in jail for man, 53, in lobster scheme

Now a maintenance worker earning $9.50 an hour

Teen thugs on spring break ignite high school brawl in Berkeley

"Drew dozens of police officers and the entire high school security staff to the scene"

Greg Norman, 60, in Tupper Lake, N.Y., to view proposed resort

"We have several investors who want to come in"

Too easy: Staggering day in sports history by dull jock, 21

"Final-round drama took a vacation day"
No rivals: "Phenomenal from Spieth. Boring final day though. Short on drama."
Celebrate: "The most boring 'winning' ceremony I've ever seen in my life-Green Jacket. He should have been outside w/ the crowd! #masters2015 #Spieth"
Sponsor: "I hope there are people panicking at under armor - they have to design something remotely fashionable for Spieth to wear. Brutally boring."
Historic: "Tx Jordan Spieth for the most boring #MastersSunday ever!"
Donald Trump: "A great @The Masters. The course looks so beautiful. Fantastic for golf and television ratings!"
CNBC's Carolin Roth: Watched none of it
CNBC's Louisa Bojesen: "I watched all of it"

Carolin Roth, Louisa Bojesen unimpressed by Trump-Legere tiff

Louisa: "They're fighting about very important things obviously. Very, very important things, as- as men sometimes do"

Troy Polamalu, 33, retires from pro football

2010 NFL Defensive Player of the Year, inevitable Pro Football Hall of Famer
Time: "33 is obviously significant because of Christ being 33; and 12 years, 12 apostles. I'm not superstitious by any means but I always thought that if I played 12 years and retire from football at 33 and give my life and give my body and give my blood to this game, I think that would be a pretty significant landmark in my life"
Winning: "I do know one thing is that talent doesn't win Super Bowls. There's got to be another component there. The personality of a team changes from year to year. I do think the team next year can be really successful. How successful, only time will tell"
Values: "Made weekly, nonpublicized visits to cancer patients at Children's Hospital of Pittsburgh" ... "I don't know anybody in the NFL who doesn't like Troy. If you have an issue with Troy, you've got to look at yourself in the mirror. That's the type of guy he is"

Seema Mody in stripes

CNBC's "Worldwide Exchange" ends week on a high note

CNBC’s Carolin Roth mesmerizes in Europe

Stanchart interview closes with a visual flourish (above)

Died: Albert Maysles, 88, filmmaker of ‘Gimme Shelter’

NYT: "Made ends meet by doing television commercials for large corporations like IBM and Merrill Lynch, then made their early reputation with 'Salesman' (1968)"
Credits: Worked on Sports Illustrated's annual swimsuit issue

CNBCfix review: Al Michaels’ book leaves the drama on the field

Other than digs at Cosell and Esiason, "Miracle" man prefers compliments to controversy
The contenders: Gowdy, Scully, Buck, Costas, Nantz, Cosell ... is Al Michaels
the greatest sportscaster of all time?

CNBC, citing colleague: Rich Ilczyszyn, 46, died of embolism

"The apparent cause of Rich Ilczyszyn's tragic death was a pulmonary embolism caused by deep vein thrombosis, Rich's coworker told us today"

CNBC contributor Rich Ilczyszyn, 46, dies

Family: "Rich had a love for life as well as an appreciation for the fragility of it. He always encouraged others to live fully and spend time with those they love and hold dear. iiTrader is a testament to Rich's inherent creativity and resilience. iiTrader will continue to innovate and move forward"

Bill Fleckenstein slams interview with Jackie DeAngelis

"The certainty with which the woman that I got interviewed by this week sees the future, and the need to be involved in stocks is rather remarkable since most talking heads don’t know anything about investing"
Still waiting: Article notes no sign of short fund promised since late 2013

CNBCfix review: Excitement in backwardation in Secret Club

Kate Kelly's dry account of commodities world fails to pose an important airline question

Mark of celebration: Hoffman leads rousing cheers at CNBC

"There's been a lot of highlights ... I would say the proudest I was of the organization, was in the- leading up to the financial crisis in 2008, and the year or year and a half or so that followed it, I felt like, as if all of the hard work that had gone into building the organization over the first 20-plus years, or so, had really paid off ... I was so proud of the way CNBC not only reported the story, but the way they treated the seriousness of those events"
Tears: "Do I see a little moisture in your eyes, Tyler?"


Kelly Evans pushes Matt Damon, 43, to be Aquaman, help charity

Kelly Evans: "Matt Damon, if only you could play a superhero who could deliver clean drinking water to the world's poorest, uh, dare I ask whether you could play Aquaman and in fact leverage your celebrity to draw attention to this cause through this new movie that potentially uh, rumors are out there you could play Aquaman in"
Matt Damon: "Playing 'Aguaman' (sic)? Is that the ..."
Evans: "A-qua"
Damon: "Sorry, that's a terrible joke"
Evans: "You can go the Spanish route if you want to. I mean-"
Brian Sullivan: "There is international distribution for the Justice League, so it's fine. It's the character plays (sic)"
Damon: "We're huge in Latin America, Um, uh, no, well, you know, since they, since they made Ben Batman, I've been showing up at his house every day dressed as Robin, but um, my little campaign I don't think has, has gone too well so far. So far I haven't been contacted by anyone to, to be in the movie, but with Ben in there-"
Evans: "Would you do it though Matt? Because look you have to say it would make a certain amount of sense for this cause, if you did it ONLY for this cause, it would actually make a certain amount of sense ..."
Damon: "Well, all right, uh, uh, I'm open to being in any good movie as always; it might be a bit of a stretch ..."

Michelle Caruso-Cabrera:
‘Paul Tudor Jones said out loud what we all know to be anecdotally true,’ Karen Finerman is ‘exception that proves the rule’

Karen Finerman: "Well my first response was I just could not believe he said it. And so I, I wanted to make sure that I had it right, and I went and I looked at the video, and of course you just showed it, so yes, he said it, and, uh, I, I, I know, I know that he's apologized, that he didn't mean to offend anyone, and I believe he was saying it, he was- an attempt to be very candid, I can't believe also that he didn't think that will- would never get out, but it's sort of- I mean on so many levels, it makes me wonder, 1, what if you don't nurse, do you not then have that- are you, do you keep your judgment then if you don't nurse. That's sort of something that popped into my head"
Amanda Drury: "And also, is he also saying that global macro traders that are guys are not great dads because they're always off 24/7 on the phone trading stuff"
Karen Finerman: "Right, I just- I don't really accept that premise either. If you are a mother, I really sort of do wonder, how long this would knock you off your game for. And, it, I don't know, on so many levels, I know so many women, far more successful than I, who have done an extraordinary job of raising kids, and also, uh, you know, trading, trading their books"
Michelle Caruso-Cabrera: "I think Paul Tudor Jones said out loud what we all know to be anecdotally true. That women, it's not that they don't have the ability, it's just, if they have a child, priorities tend to change. It takes up a lot of time. A child is a huge, huge commitment. And so-"
Amanda Drury: "And not necessarily a bad thing"
Michelle Caruso-Cabrera: "It's not necessarily a bad thing, he's not saying that, that they can't do it, it's just, it gets a lot tougher. Priorities often change. And I think Karen, you are awesome, but you are the exception I think that proves the rule. Let's face it: How many other women are on 'Fast Money.' I mean when you look at the breakdown of people- when you look at the breakdown of people who are on CNBC. It's a guys-and-ties network. I mean let's not kid anybody!"
Karen Finerman: "Yes I hear you-"
Brian Sullivan ridiculously removes tie: "Here we go, no more guys in ties"
Karen Finerman: "Let me just add 1 thing"
Brian Sullivan: "I don't wanna get accused of dodging the conversation. All right, I know hedge fund managers that have what they call the large-house indicator. Right. What they say is, if they have an investment manager, or a fellow hedge fund manager, whatever, that starts to build a new mansion, they will often times use that- or CEO of a company, they'll use that as a negative and either get out of it or trim, because building a home is a year-long process, takes a lot of energy, you're not focused on what you're doing. So I don't think just has to be about gender. If you've got any big undertaking you take on, that reduces your focus. I'm not defending what he said-"
Michelle Caruso-Cabrera: "Except this happens to be about having babies for women, which is just a huge thing in, in most women's life"
Brian Sullivan: "If I was a hedge fund manager and a CEO of a company bought a 200-foot yacht, I would sell the shares of that company probably short that next day"
Karen Finerman: "I mean also there's the private plane indicator, you get the private plane, you're not hungry anymore, then you don't care. I, I don't really buy that, I think it also makes the case that women don't have the judgment to know, after they've had a baby, whether or not they are still interested in being in the game. Now that may be his experience, and I believe him when he says that's what he's found to be true, and he gave a couple examples of a, you know, two women from Maryland the '70s, he probably has more recent examples than that, but is he just open to the possibility, the possibility, that maybe it's not true, that there will never be just as many women investors as men, never, period, end of story. Isn't it possible?"
Amanda Drury: "And the other thing is Karen, and you've touched on this, I mean, we would've said in the past, it would've been decades, maybe not even so long ago, we would've said that we can't have a good female doctor, she can't possibly be on call because she's got to be at home feeding her child at night. Right?"
Karen Finerman: "And now look. Now look, there are just as many women, or maybe it's about the same number of women graduating from medical school as men and you're right, years and years ago, that was thought as an impossibility"

CNBC asks Dennis Gartman if he called Buffett an ‘idiot’

Commodities king laughs off report, calls Oracle's 45% loss "inexcusable ... poor trading"
Told Brent Hunsberger of Oregonian in June: ‘Warren Buffett is an idiot’
Responded to reader critics at Oregonian site: "Last year I did indeed lose money... 2%.
Other than that, for the previous 14 years I've averaged about +12%, with 22% as my best year.
... I'm also long of Goldman Sachs and Loews while short of Berkshire Hathaway for the past
two months, and have added to that trade along the way as the profits have built up."
Ignored? Days later, CNBCfix was only media site to pick up jaw-dropping Oregonian story
Jeff Macke on BRK-B short: "Congratulations to Dennis Gartman, who saw this coming"

Time to put Yankees-Mets, Cubs-White Sox in same divisions

CNBCfix exclusive: Baseball needs to scrap "leagues" and give fans intra-city rivalries

CNBCfix review: 1 hour not nearly enough for Burnett in Africa

Overreaching documentary shows strengths, weaknesses of anchor, could use Tim Seymour

Does New York Times believe its own ‘Weekender’ ad?

One sentence by arrogant chap deserves scrutiny for puffery at the expense of logic

CNBCfix review: ‘Oprah Effect’ is missing one thing: Oprah

Carl Quintanilla has some interesting stories, but lacks comment from Queen of Talk herself

Couple did ‘3 months of due diligence’ before investing with Stanford

CNBCfix review: Scott Cohn's "Secrets of the Knight" has good but unfocused material

CNBCfix review: ‘Run for the Roses’ feels like a one-trick pony

Outsourced CNBC original with Melissa Francis mostly seems like promo for NBC broadcast

CNBCfix review: Darren Rovell makes the sale in ‘As Seen on TV’

Doesn't dig as deep into infomercial ads as it could, but cuts like a Ginsu knife

Three reasons why NFL Draft is bad for players, fans, league

CNBCfix exclusive: It doesn't provide "competitive balance," but manipulates stars

CNBCfix (slightly) makes the news — in the lede graf!

All from Jared Bernstein's fee: Consider Tony Paradiso a must-read at nashuatelegraph.com

Maxim apparently gives Michelle Caruso-Cabrera the cold shoulder

Becky Quick, Erin Burnett, Trish Regan appear to make hot list, with nod to Maria Bartiromo

Margaret Brennan receives 2009 Young Leaders Irish Spirit Award

(Ex-)CNBC reporter/Arabic scholar/beauty praised by philanthropic American Ireland Fund

CNBCfix review: David Faber’s ‘House of Cards’ a home run

Impressive documentary of mortgage collapse will appeal to the pros and the laymen

CNBCfix review: ‘Marijuana Inc.’ weeds out a lot of context

Lackluster documentary is decent, but Trish Regan puts on a fashion show

Cruise line trades access for advertising in ‘Cruise Inc.’

CNBC travel correspondent Peter Greenberg digs into Norwegian Pearl's financials

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Fast Money review

Pete says he was among the first to warn of Apple Watch bungle

Wall Street Week

David Rubenstein on what Congress needs to do, which courses to take

CNBCfix reviews:
‘The Profit’

Larry Kudlow’s
powerful sign-off

Photos, transcript from final episode of "The Kudlow Report"

CNBCfix.com special report: CNBC ‘Fast Money’ trader positions often go undisclosed

♦ Daily online recaps often omit certain traders' holdings, appear voluntary, unenforceable, no requirement for accuracy or timeliness, no description of the size of position or whether positions are for clients or traders' own accounts

CNBCfix reviews

Scott Wapner, "Hotel: Behind Closed Doors at Marriott": Reservations about this flat profile

Melissa Francis, Diary of a Stage Mother's Daughter: A Memoir Pangs of child scardom linger for a remarkably successful woman

Joe Terranova, Buy High, Sell Higher: Why Buy-And-Hold is Dead And Other Surprising Investing Lessons From CNBC's 'The Liquidator' Trader austerity bible could stand a haircut in pages, title

Steve Cortes, Against the Herd: 6 Contrarian Investment Strategies You Should Follow: How to not buy stocks and come out ahead

Leah McGrath Goodman, The Asylum: The Renegades Who Hijacked the World's Oil Market: How swashbuckling oil traders make life miserable for exchange chairmen

Phil LeBeau, "Dreamliner": Bumpy ride through recent Boeing turbulence is a bust

Scott Wapner, "The Coffee Addiction": Pour yourself a cup of capitalism

Lester Holt, "The Facebook Obsession": 500 million users, 0 legislator complaints

Scott Cohn, "Price of Admission": College found to be expensive

Trish Regan, "Marijuana USA": For recreational purposes only

Gary Kaminsky, Smarter Than the Street: Sticking it to the big guys

Scott Cohn, "Remington Under Fire": If gun is so unreliable, why does military buy it?

Michelle Caruso-Cabrera, You Know I'm Right: If she's right, she should run

Felix Rohatyn, Dealings: A rainmaker has no hostility toward the takeover business

John Heilemann & Mark Halperin, Game Change: Was Obama that great, or everyone else just lousy?

Anthony Scaramucci, Goodbye Gordon Gekko Do the right thing, millionaire-style

Alan "Ace" Greenberg, The Rise and Fall of Bear Stearns Auditing Jimmy Cayne's income statements

Charles Gasparino, The Sellout: Impressive chronicle, dubious title, lacks chutzpah

David Faber, "Goldman Sachs: Power and Peril": Just as hedged on TV as in the mortgage market

Michelle Caruso-Cabrera, "Liquid Assets": Water documentary runs a bit dry

Carl Quintanilla, "Trash Inc.": Some of the better garbage you'll see on TV

Carl Quintanilla, "Crime Inc.: Counterfeit Goods": Where are the DVDs and software, Carl?

Scott Wapner, "One Nation, Overweight": Lite on substance, if not calories

"The Pixar Story": In prime-time search, CNBC finds a great business story

Trish Regan, "Marijuana Inc.": OK documentary, tremendous fashion show

Maria Bartiromo, "Inside the Mind of Google": Best thing that ever happened to Paul Bond Boots

Ron Insana, How to Make a Fortune From the Biggest Bailout in U.S. History: Schadenfreude victim rallies late

Zachary Karabell, Superfusion: Good case studies, more observation than argument

David Faber, And Then the Roof Caved In: Fine writing, too much Greenspan, lacks protagonist

Carl Quintanilla, "The Oprah Effect": Good biz bios, but missing one thing: Oprah

Movie review:
‘Wall Street’

Gordon Gekko:
The Michael Corleone
of Wall Street

CNBCfix capsules:
Movie of the week

♦ Bonnie and Clyde
♦ Rain Man
♦ The Paper Chase
♦ The Cooler
♦ Giant & There Will Be Blood
♦ Return of the Jedi
♦ Rocky II
♦ The Last Picture Show & Friday Night Lights
♦ She's Out of My League
♦ Con Air

Relevant scribes

Maria Bartiromo
Henry Blodget
Josh Brown, Reformed Broker
John Carney
Art Cashin
Jim Cramer
Niall Ferguson
Bill Fleckenstein
Jon Friedman
Charles Gasparino
Brent Hunsberger
Ron Insana
Zachary Karabell
Paul Krugman
Larry Kudlow
Howard Kurtz
Sarah Lacy
Jeff Macke
Dr. J, Jon Najarian
Tony Paradiso
James Pethokoukis
Barry Ritholtz
Jim Romenesko
Michael Santoli
Steven M. Sears
A. Gary Shilling
Andrew Ross Sorkin
Joe Weisenthal

CNBC/cable TV
star bios

♦ Jim Cramer
♦ Charles Gasparino
♦ Amanda Drury
♦ Maria Bartiromo
♦ Lawrence Kudlow
♦ Karen Finerman
♦ Michelle Caruso-Cabrera
♦ Jon Fortt
♦ Jane Wells
♦ Erin Burnett
♦ David Faber
♦ Guy Adami
♦ Pete Najarian
♦ Jon Najarian
♦ Tim Seymour
♦ Zachary Karabell
♦ Becky Quick
♦ Joe Kernen
♦ Nicole Lapin
♦ Herb Greenberg
♦ John Harwood
♦ Steve Liesman
♦ Margaret Brennan
♦ Bertha Coombs
♦ Mary Thompson
♦ Trish Regan
♦ Melissa Francis
♦ Gary Kaminsky
♦ Anthony Scaramucci
♦ Kate Kelly
♦ Dennis Kneale
♦ Darren Rovell
♦ Carl Quintanilla
♦ Julia Boorstin
♦ Diana Olick
♦ Robin Meade
♦ Matt Lauer
♦ Katie Couric
♦ Dylan Ratigan
♦ Eric Bolling
♦ Jeff Macke
♦ Julie Chen
♦ Anderson Cooper
♦ Erica Hill
♦ Neil Cavuto
♦ Liz Claman
♦ Rebecca Jarvis
♦ Monica Crowley
♦ Bill O'Reilly
♦ Rachel Maddow
♦ Susie Gharib
♦ Jane Skinner
♦ Kimberly Guilfoyle
♦ Martha MacCallum
♦ Courtney Friel
♦ Uma Pemmaraju
♦ Michelle Kosinski
♦ Joe Scarborough
♦ Terry Keenan
♦ Betsy Stark
♦ Chrystia Freeland
♦ Natasha Curry
♦ Jeffrey Kofman
♦ Jane Velez-Mitchell
♦ Debbye Turner Bell
♦ Christine Romans

CNBC guest bios

♦ Meredith Whitney
♦ Dennis Gartman
♦ Bill Gross
♦ Diane Swonk
♦ Richard X. Bove
♦ Nouriel Roubini
♦ Arthur Laffer
♦ Jared Bernstein
♦ Doug Kass
♦ David Malpass
♦ Kevin Kerr
♦ Donald Luskin
♦ Robert Reich
♦ Steve Moore
♦ Vince Farrell
♦ Joe LaVorgna
♦ A. Gary Shilling
♦ Joe Battipaglia
♦ Barry Ritholtz
♦ Peter Navarro
♦ John Kilduff
♦ Chris Thornberg
♦ Addison Armstrong
♦ Jack Bouroudjian
♦ Stefan Abrams
♦ Peter Morici
♦ Michael Crofton
♦ David Kotok
♦ Jerry Bowyer
♦ Robert Pavlik
♦ Warren Buffett

President Obama

Keynote address, 2004
Democratic convention
In Pennsylvania,
"cling to guns, religion"

George W. Bush

Visits firefighters at
Ground Zero, 9/14/01
World leader pop quiz
from Andy Hiller
Speech to nation
on evening of 9/11

Sarah Palin

The Bush Doctrine,
with Charles Gibson

and jingles in

Where did they
go to college?

Supreme Court

Death tolls of
world events